Perri

@neonperri

Cat, rat, and bunny whisperer, belly dancer, writer, geek, and presentation guru. she/her.

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Perri@neonperri· 18d

I need to make him get off the keyboard, but can we just discuss the size of his paw?

A large brown tabby lays curled up between keyboard and monitor, his head almost-but-not-quite on the keys, and his front leg blatantly stretched out over the keys. His paw of Very Large.

Perri@neonperri· 20d

Bennie has achieved the impossible: He has taken ownership of the space between keyboard and monitor from Chloe, whose butt has been firmly planted here for three weeks. 😸 Note how carefully he is NOT laying on the keyboard; Chloe could learn...

A large brown tabby cat lies curled in an online with his face tucked against the side of a variegated blue keyboard, withb the tip of his tail just barely not touching his adorable nose.

Perri@neonperri· 29d

Telling her she has to move makes me a heartless beast, but I do have to earn money to buy the kibble... 😥

A small gray cat relaxes vertically across a desk, with her butt against the monitor, her head pillowed on the keyboard and one white paw stretching out to the wrist rest. It is entirely impossible to use the keyboard without disturbing her.

Perri@neonperri· Jun 30

Have you ever seen such suffering....

A very white person in khaki shorts did in a recliner with a large brown tabby stretched down her body. His head is thrown back and his paws are reaching out to convey how horrible his life is.

Perri@neonperri· Jun 18

How can I be expected to work like this?

A gray cat stretched out full length between keyboard and user. They are being supervised by a small orange and yellow stuffed octopus, and a brown tabby whose paw is just visible on the arm of the chair.

Perri@neonperri· Jun 10

Like this? 😢

A large tree broken off of a hollow base, taking it a fence and a car on it's easy down to the parking lot

Perri@neonperri· Jun 10

The big tree in the back neighbors' yard just went down in the storm. I could see it from my kitchen window, like living in a tree house. 😢

Perri@neonperri· Jun 1

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Very Fierce brown tabby Bennie attempts to capture my hands with his Very Fierce paws and teeth. (There are no claws out on his enormous soft paws, as he is much less Very Fierce than he thinks.) (Unless you're a mouse. If you're a mouse, you are ducked.)

Perri@neonperri· May 16

Waiting expectantly for the sitter to feed them.

A small gray and white cat, a slightly larger black black, and a quite tall brown tabby cat did in a line, waiting more or less patiently to be fed.

Perri@neonperri· May 12

I am supposed to be doing other things right now....

Sitting on a blue recliner reading an ebook, with a small gray cat loafing between my hip and the arm., and a large brown tabby with a slightly crazed expression sprawled across my lap

Perri@neonperri· May 4

I had the damndest time trying to find a cat tree with a top platform big enough for Bennie, who is a Large Dude. Finally succeeded, but it involved a lot of searching and swearing. What is with that?

For scale: A large brown tabby partially stretched out on my legs under a blue blanket with white and tan patterns. His butt is at mid-thigh and his head is at my ankle. I am not a short person.

Bennie stretched on the top platform of a cat tree, taking up just about the entire length.

Perri@neonperri· Apr 25

I called my Shuri Little Miss Fluff'n'Snot for the first five months of her life. She's large and in charge these days. I have faith in Myrtle to triumph.

A black cat with pale green eyes and very long whiskers looks up from where she is using her human's hand as a pillow. This is not at all helpful with using the keyboard behind her.

Perri@neonperri· Apr 1

Same.

A large brown tabby stretched on his person's knee, facing away from the phone, utterly oblivious to history.

Perri@neonperri· Mar 17

Perri@neonperri· Mar 17

Anxiety sucks. Here is my brother's terrier Dozer dressed up for St. Patrick's Day.

A white and black Jack Russell terrier dressed in a floppy green top hat and an orange "beard". He is licking his chops and does not appear to be bothered by his outfit.

Perri@neonperri· Mar 7

Spending Saturday with Bennie.

The upper body of a large brown tabby cat, both paws curled in and his face snuggled into the mauve sweatshirt of the person he is lying on.

Perri@neonperri· Mar 2

Perri@neonperri· Mar 1

Emergency Bennie pic.

A brown tabby lies in the valley between his person's outstretched legs. His eyes are closed, with his large front paws crossed and outstretched towards the camera and past his back paw. He is adorable and ridiculous.

Perri@neonperri· Feb 27

Same, dude. Same. (Here is a very soft cat who is preventing me from working.)

A great cat with white paws is curled up between keyboard and user.

Perri@neonperri· Feb 24

Post a photo of a beloved worn out paperback

A battered copy of the novelization of The Last Starfighter.

Perri@neonperri· Feb 18

Yup.

A black kitten lays with her head pillowed on top of another black kitten, whose head is pillowed on a human hand.

Perri@neonperri· Feb 8

Aaand my birthday present from my sister from another mister, who also knows me very well. 🤣

A yellow activity book featuring a very cranky black cat, and titled I Hate You All.

Perri@neonperri· Feb 8

My birthday present from my parents; my dad knows me so well. (Yes, I spent several minutes cooing over how cute and organized the box is. 😍)

An open screwdriver set, containing all of the possible screwdriver bits a person could ever need, arranged in a cunning blue case with a place for everything. Dad claims I was drooling over it at MicroCenter, and I'm not saying he was wrong.

Perri@neonperri· Feb 4

Aw crap. The cats are practicing ritualistic behavior again...

Light falls on a slant over a pale carpet, where a long Star Wars portfolio lays pointing towards four cat toys, arranged in a perfectly spaced arc. A gray and white cat sits just so between the last two toys, as if preparing to cast her spell... It won't work, she still has to go to the dentist on Friday.

Perri@neonperri· Jan 8

A large brown tabby with long white whiskers sprawls over his person's chest on a blue recliner. I would rather be reading, but obviously snuggles take priority. I am also bad at selfies, so the top ofmy hand is in the picture.

Perri@neonperri· Jan 2

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s).

A black cat curls up somewhat grumpily on the end of a chaise lounge. A much bigger brown tabby curls up at the other end, looking surprised that the black cat isn't growling at him for breathing in her general vicinity.

A gray cat with one white sock showing on her front paw lays with her head pillowed on the wrist rest of a matching gray mouse pad, which her person would presumably be using if Chloe hadn't appropriated it.

Perri@neonperri· Dec 15

This has been a shit day. Hoping the furbabies can make it even a tiny bit better.

A black cat curled in a nest of soft things, a stripe of sunshine falling in an orange stripe over her fur.

A brown tabby looking quizzically at the camera, his pale green eyes wide with concern

A very soft gray cat curled up with her head against her person's hand and e-reader, her face hidden under one leg, and two white socks showing.

Perri@neonperri· Nov 29

He looks so much like Judge Doom, I expect his eyeballs to pop out and start spiraling at any moment...

Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit; he's wearing a black brimmed hat, a black jacket, and round shaded glasses, and showing his teeth in a 'smile' that suggests he is about to chew ALL the scenery, which he is. You can smell the crazy on him.

Perri@neonperri· Nov 27

My only possible T-shirt for today...

Perri@neonperri· Nov 25

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I get that it doesn't look promising, but I back Esme "Anarchy" Young against any bad guy. (Patrick is the eye candy.)