share an upsettingly accurate double feature

Best friend @matchaiatto.bsky.social takes the first 3 slots with: a yuglio, credit card, some tablet (not copper)

if only there was a solution to this problem.. IF ONLY!!

fuck..

now I am the one who games

mfs so confidently claim "Roleplay vs. Combat" regarding TTRPGs yet love watching Everything Everywhere All At Once without skipping the fight scenes. It's almost as if it is a false dichotomy created by the most popular game being an often banal, likely frustrating, combat simulator…

-.-

this week in TTRPG design: I started mapping out a mini Draw Steel adventure called Open Source Altar of the Spaghetti Toade inspired by TRON × Xena Warrior Princess Battle maps are to be ASCII graphics Nethack-style too in case it wasn't clear I'm one of the biggest MCDM fans ever.

Truly need to refill estrogen ($90) this weekend and don't have time/bandwidth today to work on TTRPG projects such as "Buy A Trans Dyke Some Taco Bell" so if you wanna help Buy some games: imaginationsimulations.itch.io Shoot me some cash: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ner...

DO NOT HARASS If someone knows this man personally or professionally I think he could use a conversation. But I'm not rivetgeek/Wil's mother and he's multiple times talked down to me while clearly failing (seemingly intentionally the prior time) to comprehend a TTRPG concept I've mentioned.

Done and done, hun 💋

When one realizes we live in a post-scarcity world turned dystopia by those who would sooner burn up the planet than grant everyone access to even a modicum said resources, they shall also realize that whoever enables this hellscape has given them no other option in reclaiming it.

Present 2 movies/shows that definitely exist in the same universe yet haven't canonically crossed over

I feel very strongly about this and the supposed importance of illustrations in TTRPGs so I am reposting it here. The post in question where Quinns states he thinks he can't support smaller games by smaller creators who can't afford visual art: www.patreon.com/posts/139118...

Have a bonus trilogy I spent too long thinking about if it actually worked

I need to figure out this superpower of mine so I can stop being homeless at the very least

A perfect album that came out when you were 16

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Double features with the loosest connection:

i'm not even being slightly sarcastic, mashups are a deeply important subsection of plunderphonics which by extension makes it one of the most important movements in true artistic expression yes even the shitposts

What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your musical tastes? (peep the reply for bonus weirdo shit)

I have a whole essay's worth of words trying to explain why cyberpunk is neither textually or subtextually a medium suited for a critique of capitalism but Postdungeon.games also does a great job illustrating another reason and why I want to see more of it in the TTRPG sphere.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

This is why I work with at least one godless heathen on each my indie TTRPGs

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money: further entries into my age being inscrutable also Jack can suck my left nut for being a sellout little bitch

Make your own god damn magical academia shit then!! Just write your own fucking shared setting that has nothing to do with that one!! You all get to contribute to it and completely REMOVE THE BIGOTED AUTHOR FUNDING FASCISM HOW IS THIS A FUCKING CHALLENGE??

A movie that takes place where you’re from: