Eliška
@nerfcrucifix
It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Háček gang
About once a month I think of this indie developer that tried to Babe Ruth it and created this menu in their first game, Book of Demons. Apparently, it's supposed to be the first game of 7. It came out in 2018 and the next "Book" game is still marked as "tba." Bold move, Cotton.....
Move over White Boy Summer, there's a new sheriff in town: Fuck Eliška Up Emotionally at the Theater Summer
2 years ago today, we started our, totally not living in sin anymore, life together. I get to be goofy with this girl every fucking day and it's only gotten better.
Kesha is so real for this. I used to collect kids teeth when I worked at a mental treatment facility for kids and ended up doing the tooth fairy duties for the little ones (I paid well). Had a real great collection and it was like the one thing I lost in my divorce. Still mad about that.
Gary Morris, you have to stop. you chest too hair. your beard too hair. your hair too hair. they'll kill you.
A school near my hometown has some of the most dogshit AI posters on their facebook:
A school near where I grew up has some doozies.... Or should I say dookies... because of their school colors, everything is doo doo brown and ugly....
Just want to make sure everyone is aware of the mid 2000's AB Quintanilla (Selena's brother) side project that was a fusion of Tejano and rap and visually ripped off ICP. Musically, it's excellent. Fun, lighthearted and silly. Big Circo, I highly recommend it.
Wait, this is what Matthew Vines looks like? I'm supposed to listen to this dude's "Lights Camera Jackson" lookin' ass?
My friend Dean made this last year for @j0siemostly.bsky.social and I. I forgot the context but it always makes me laugh.
My friends both turned 33 and had a Hobbit Birthday for themselves. Everyone was encouraged to dress up as LoTR/Hobbit characters. There were tons of hobbits, an elf or two, and you know my ass had to be Shelob. Yes I had a working abdomen that dispensed web (yarn).
Got a pack of crackers at Jason's Deli And ended up pulling The 2 of Seeds.
What's one thing that feels scummy and in bad taste but you don't care and will consume it with every fiber of your being? This is mine... Dan's been dead since 2009.
Patty Smyth is WAY better than Patty Smith. We're all in agreement on that right?! #EliskasDailyDogshitMusicOpinion
Welp, I'm no longer gonna tell people that the "P" in "P. Terry's" stands for Piss. This fuckin rocks.