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David P. Baker

@netdpb

Sam’s father. Sally’s husband. Fourth generation New Yorker. Traveling eater. Amateur cook. Software engineer. Googler. Hasn't yet won a Nobel Prize. he/him

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David P. Baker@netdpb· 21d

@mikefossey post on Twitter from 2014:

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

David P. Baker@netdpb· 29d

An incomplete screenshot of a social media feed on a mobile device, showing two posts with modern interface icons for replies, reposts, and likes.

Top Post: A post by user tinybaby (@tiny.baby) made 4 hours prior. The text reads: "do yall think 38 is too late to become a". The sentence cuts off at the end of the line.

Bottom Post: A reposted reply by user Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 (@mementomor...) made 8 hours prior. The text reads: Caveman "what if i am not good enough".

David P. Baker@netdpb· Jul 10

Saw some nice cicadas outside Rome

A cicada on a tree branch

A cicada on a tree trunk

David P. Baker@netdpb· Jun 29

Self-Portrait of the Artist with a Mocking Face

Joseph Ducreux

David P. Baker@netdpb· Jun 21

Gerhard Richter's Davos S., 1981

David P. Baker@netdpb· Jun 14

I made duck-egg carbonara last week.

Duck-egg spaghetti carbonara, with a raw yolk on top

David P. Baker@netdpb· Jun 14

Mike Brown's son is not impressed.

Knicks coach Mike Brown talking about the NBA finals win while holding his young son, who looks bored

David P. Baker@netdpb· Jun 3

The three genders

A sloop mast flying three flags:

Black Lives Matter
Pride
Knicks

David P. Baker@netdpb· May 31

Signs and symbols near the Bowery

Graffiti artwork of a girl in a hoodie fist forward.
By @shiro.one

Graffiti art of a skeleton in a hoodie holding a sign that says It's not ok.

By @sonni

Graffiti art of a blue eye wearing a shirt and tie carrying a briefcase with a peace sign and a gun with a sign coming out of the barrel that says Pee pee poo poo.

Street signs saying

🚲
West Side
➡️

Chinatown
Little Italy
⬅️

David P. Baker@netdpb· May 28

Google AI response to the query "how many D's in the word undisclosed":

There are 3 D's in the word "undisclosed".
U n d i s c l o s e d

• D1: undisclosed
• D2: undisclosed
• D3: undisclosed

If you'd like to test your spelling skills, I can:

• Give you a longer word to count letters in.
• Ask you to spell a similar, complex word.
• Identify other words with multiple 'D's.

Let me know if you want another challenge!

AI responses may include mistakes.

David P. Baker@netdpb· May 27

An image from Pink Floyd The Wall. A screaming face is visible behind a white brick wall, with matching hammers visible in its mouth.

David P. Baker@netdpb· May 24

I think I've found the problem.

A passage from The Atlantic about the scandal about fake quotes in the book The Future of Truth, with the description of the author as "a media entrepreneur" highlighted.

David P. Baker@netdpb· May 6

Same. Who are these for? What is this goo?

An ad at a bus stop with a sad looking woman starting at a paper airplane. The text is "14 days to close a month that took 30 days to live. Time to get Brex AF*" and a footnote saying that AF means "agentic finance".

An ad for "vibe.co" at a bus stop. Text is "Target @notion.com emails on Streaming TV".

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 24

Oreja taco nightcap

Oreja taco from the Tacos El Idolo truck on 14th and 8th

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 20

The What meme

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 19

From Palantir's insane manifesto:

21. Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures . . . have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful.

22. We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism. We, in America and more broadly the West, have for the past half century resisted defining national cultures in the name of inclusivity. But inclusion into what?

Goose Chase meme:

Which cultures are middling, regressive, and harmful?

Which cultures, Palantir?!

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 14

Classic.

A screenshot from the 1989 Mac OS game "3 in Three". The last three letters in the word "three" say to the number 3, "You are wrong. This cannot be. There is no number 3 in three!!!"

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 12

When this guy lost the instruction manual

The Greatest American Hero

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 11

There's a vicious attack dog on the F train.

A fluffy puppy stands on the subway

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 10

Spicy scrambled eggs with mushrooms, kimchi, and chili crisp, with roasted Brussels sprouts. It's what's for dinner.

A plate with spicy scrambled eggs with mushrooms, kimchi, and chili crisp, with roasted Brussels sprouts.

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 7

brigadier general jack d ripper from Dr strangelove

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 6

oh no I ruined it

the replied-to post when it had 69 likes

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 6

chili crisp fettuccine

a bowl of chili crisp fettuccine

David P. Baker@netdpb· Apr 2

Larry Hotdogs

Tweet from @nice_mustard in 2013:

"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"

David P. Baker@netdpb· Mar 30

it's Palm Sunday so it's time to buy some

my hand holding a bottle of Palmolive dish soap

David P. Baker@netdpb· Mar 28

me holding up my sign:

hey ICE: your mother is ashamed of you!

David P. Baker@netdpb· Mar 26

or the album cover for Aja

album cover for Aja by Steely Dan

David P. Baker@netdpb· Mar 17

Liz Lemon in 30 Rock saying "Marc, just say Jewish, this is taking forever"

David P. Baker@netdpb· Mar 15

Bob Newhart on the phone

Trinity from The Matrix on the phone

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