#CallingFor the people's justice

Who. The. Fuck. Squealed.

Yet another one

I think they know who I am

They keep calling my number

My number came up

It's a start but I need a Royal Flush to really help celebrate my grandma's 95th birthday today. She's gonna bury us all.

Post your "O" face

#WhatIsIt about my spirit animal that I love so much?

#WhatIsIt about this that is so appealing

#WhatIsIt about soccer that has me so enthralled lately

Trust

Listening to Vicente Fernandez and Javier Solis. Happy Father's Day to the one and only. Miss you ever fucken day.

#StartingFrom such a young age with the jokes

#StartingFrom the bottom never did me any good 😈

#HardToBelieve but I'm madly in love with "ahem" him....

#HardToBelieve but I made bail

#WhatACoincidence I took up Magic

#WhatACoincidence he's exactly what my doctor prescribed

#SurvivedBy mystery meat and it was delish

#SurvivingBy wishing everyone a horrible death during meetings

#SurvivedBy being myself

#SurvivedBy being an absolute cockroach

Not my house, but I know my way around

A friend dropped off a Snell bobblehead and the 2026 Dodgers yearbook. I appreciate how my friends have my back during this trying time. 😍

#RecoveringFrom making plans

#RecoveringFrom a romantic boat ride in the lake

#RecoveringFrom sobriety

#TruthHurts but I had to ask

#TruthHurts I'm an old fart now