iranesi

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Keep on faking, just to make it What's the point of fixing problems?! DMs are turned off but happy to chat to mutuals via other platforms etc.

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iranesi@neverella· Dec 1

it's not too late

A screenshot of a tweet featuring a photo showing a letter printed in a newspaper. The comment in the tweet says: Important to remember Carol at this time of year. The featured wording reads as follows:

Very Merry Advent
Sir, Rather than opening windows on an Advent calendar (Notebook, Dec 5, and letter, Dec 6), just stick Post-it notes labelled 1 to 24 on the contents of the wine rack.
from Carol Chambers-Workman

iranesi@neverella· May 18

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four matches you know openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Dr Hannibal Lecter, played by Mads Mikkelsen, from the TV show Hannibal. He is wearing a nice suit and trying to look to look non-dangerous.

Number Six, from the more recent Battlestar Galactica, played by Tricia Helfer. She is a sexy white woman with platinum blonde hair wearing a striking red dress which displays a lot of cleavage.

Olenna Tyrell, from Game of Thrones, depicted by Diana Rigg. She is a matriarch who is kindly but not sentimental. Here she is wearing black mourning clothes.

Amy Elliott Dunne, from Gone Girl, portrayed by Rosamund Pike. She knows you better than you know yourself.

iranesi@neverella· Feb 4

A replica of a historic flag which is almost entirely white with degraded edges. In black there is a Lone Star, a picture of a cannon, and the words COME AND TAKE IT. This flag was flown by Texans in 1835 in defiance of the Mexican army and played a role in triggering the subsequent Texan revolution.

iranesi@neverella· May 3

hello Bluesky :)

A selfie next to a mirror so that you can see the face and upper body from two angles simultaneously. A white girl with tied back dark hair and glasses is wearing a red dress with a silver body chain over her décolletage and cleavage, along with a strong but subdued mauve lipstick. She looks great!

A sideways selfie. A white girl with glasses, mauve lipstick and loose dark hair partially fanned out behind her is lying down, wearing a red dress with a silver body chain over her décolletage and cleavage. She looks great!

iranesi@neverella· Apr 9

so close

Image shows the Hot Crazy scale, derived from the sitcom How I Met Your Mother. I have apparently scored 7.5 hot vs 2.5 crazy which puts me in the Fun Zone.

iranesi@neverella· Feb 16

hello Bluesky :)

A selfie of a white girl looking really good on the way to a black tie dinner. Image is sideways and her head is tilted. She has dark hair tied up in a ponytail, flawless skin, cool glasses, dark pink matte lipstick, a string of natural pearls, a mint green sleeveless dress, some cleavage is visible. She did this for herself but lazily; she could do more if incentivised.

A selfie of a white girl after a black tie dinner. Her long dark hair is down and shiny and pulled over one shoulder. She is relaxed from the wine. She is wearing cool glasses, matte dark pink lipstick, a string of natural pearls, and a mint green dress with a shimmer pattern. She looks windswept and interesting and casually sexy without it being too much.

iranesi@neverella· Jan 18

he's perfect

John, 30, is a barrister. He really loves fishing. He refuses to use a password manager.

iranesi@neverella· Jan 4

I was half-way through telling myself I didn't have to do this this year but now I'm doing it and I'm immediately glad to be coming along - with everyone, for myself - again!

I'm starting FLOW for 2024, a 30 day yoga practice from Yoga With Adriene

iranesi@neverella· Aug 13

It me!

iranesi@neverella· Aug 11

repost with your current mental state