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Newbs, PE@newbs· 6d

LOOK MA I'M ON TV!

Me being circled during the WWE Summerslam Preshow on Saturday.

Newbs, PE@newbs· 7d

Hosting a family reunion dinner at the house, almost all of them haven't had the poppers. So obviously I took time off to prep and get this party off right!

Newbs, PE@newbs· 9d

Folks...the dude wipes have fallen.

A bin full of dude wipes got knocked over, and now moist towelettes for your tuccus are on the concrete.

Newbs, PE@newbs· 10d

Had a fantastic time with my nieces and family at SummerSlam last night! Getting to sing Cult of Personality at the top of your lungs was euphoric. Getting to eat a cheese curd, okay four cheese curds, the size of a golf ball...enlightening.

US Bank Stadium outside, loads of people, with me avoiding the deadly laser known as the sun

View from our seats, straight shot to the entrance ramp

Cheese curds so big you had to question your sanity before consuming multiples

Newbs, PE@newbs· 10d

Oh my GOD its the MINI POOPER

Newbs, PE@newbs· 16d

It be warm outside here in Minnesota...proof rolling a new road's subgrade soils and having to make recommendations while sweating in the 95⁰F, 50% humidity weather! #JustSoilThings (bringing this hashtag back for the fun of it!)

Silt subgrade failing a proof roll test, will need some corrections prior to placement of sand fill, class 5, and eventually pavement!

Newbs, PE@newbs· 20d

Loooooook at em

Newbs, PE@newbs· 20d

Dragon update, #CalicheCooper getting BIG. They are most likely a boy, and we are hoping to get a call from the vet with a clean bill of health after we found out he had some intestinal parasite fun thanks to the crickets we were feeding him.

Our bearded dragon, Caliche Cooper, getting BIG

Newbs, PE@newbs· 27d

This is messed up, yall.

Hazardous pollutant level of 320 air quality index.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jul 12

What a fever dream of a week. Cannot believe I've met more internet friends that I will happily be stuck with for a good long time. When can we all hang again? #SGDQ2026

Safety Volunteers for SGDQ2026, me being in the list and when it showed up in person I started crying.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jul 10

All by himself...he wants to be... @nadavis47.bsky.social #SGDQ2026

The SGDQ2026 stream room around 7am Friday, with a lone Adam in the crowd's back rows

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jul 9

Reminder, be sure to get your bits cleared by Safety at #SGDQ2026 and all futute events, or else you end up with 20+ pieces of drywall at home to explain to your partner...

20+ pieces of drywall in plastic bags with warnings like "I may look tasty but dont.", "No eating in the stream room!", "Please don't eat me.", etc..

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jul 9

SOON!

Little pieces of drywall to be handed out during the run

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jul 6

Shout-out to the addition of mood lighting in the stream room at #SGDQ2026! So dang cool.

SGDQ Stream Room with purple mood lighting

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jun 24

As a safety volunteer, I have my priorities. As a civil engineer, I have other priorities. #SGDQ2026 *insert robert de niro "watching you" gif here*

My work schedule as a SGDQ volunteer in safety!

Newbs, PE@newbs· Jun 15

Introduce yourself with four video games

Newbs, PE@newbs· May 30

Can't believe it's been five years since I got hitched to this incredible person. Love you, Rachel!

Rachel and I at Bauhaus Brewing, the original location for our wedding but thanks to Covid...we had to pivot

Newbs, PE@newbs· May 20

Cmon little guy, I believe in you!

The little blood clot that could children's book

Newbs, PE@newbs· May 13

WIDE. STANCE. #CALICHECOOPER.

Our bearded dragon, Caliche Cooper, basking on their rock with a very wide stance

Newbs, PE@newbs· May 8

Duluth, you so pretty. Sometimes wish I could live up here.

Lake Superior along the Duluth Harbor shoreline

Lift bridge and light house on the Duluth/Lake Superior boat line

Newbs, PE@newbs· May 1

GG DALLAS, FUCK NORM GREEN, AND ONTO COLORADO!

MN Wild winning their first series since 2015 in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 30

Perfect work.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 24

Stop! #CalicheCooper says, "Sup?"

Photo of our bearded dragon basking on their rock.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 19

Great day for some baseball!

Photo of the Twins ballpark on a great day.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 12

Gee, wonder why Movies aren't the first thing at the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social in Woodbury, MN entrance. They've lost the reason why people went to their MOVIE THEATER and implemented QR Code scanning to order from their cut staff. Will never go to one of their, "dinner and drinks" venues again.

An Alamo Draft House entrance in Woodbury, MN, with the lettering, in order, Dinner, Drinks, Movies, Events, up on the marquee.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 12

So #CalicheCooper is letting us hold them for an extended period of time now (mainly so we can clean their cage from shed/cricket remains) but oh my word, I'm so happy!

Our baby bearded dragon Caliche Cooper is allowing us to hold them and not running away!

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 9

Y'all...lookit this heckin cutie... #CalicheCooper

Our bearded dragon, Caliche Cooper, just...being adorable.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Apr 4

Say hello to the internet, Caliche Cooper! So excited to have you as our new bearded dragon friend. They have no idea how much they're gonna be loved! #CalicheCooper

Our new bearded dragon, Caliche Cooper, looking at a bowl of greens.

Caliche Cooper holding onto my hand as I bring them into their new enclosure.

Newbs, PE@newbs· Mar 21

LETS GOOOOOO

Screenshot of my registration for SGDQ2026!

Newbs, PE@newbs· Mar 19

You can do it, little one!