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Angry space turtle, co-host of Contempt for the Audience pod, former host of GAMERadio, he/him/giant turtle

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Newfie@newfie· 2d

Zizek really knew what was up

Newfie@newfie· 6d

How it is when you move weird after 30

Newfie@newfie· 11d

Godzilla wearing a shirt that says male feminist

Newfie@newfie· 12d

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif Hard mode: No Star Strek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Newfie@newfie· Jul 3

Is there anyone @gkids.com who can make Cineplex show stuff in Newfoundland? Every special event showing the closest theatre is Halifax and there are thousands of weebs who would love to see EoE and other anime movies!

Cineplex listing for End of Evangelion. It is showing at Cineplex Cinemas Park Lane in Halifax which is 886km from where I live. Newfoundland is often the only province not included in these anime showings and special events.

Newfie@newfie· Jun 30

I'm more of a Dominion Second Edition fan

Box for the second edition board game dominion. There js a valley with a river and mountains on the box.

Newfie@newfie· Jun 29

Laughing so hard trying to imagine this movie without the sex scene.

Days, a film from 2020 by Tsai Ming Liang that has as many words in the script as sex scenes integral to the plot (one)

Newfie@newfie· Jun 26

Ed Zitron's smiling man mixed with the smiling man from Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex. The outter rim says "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"

Newfie@newfie· Jun 26

Newfie@newfie· Jun 25

Sounds like a drink made by the dang joke... Oh he has one? Oh, never mind.

Can that says joker mad energy with a joker depicted in the middle

Newfie@newfie· Jun 19

Learn about the ET porno

One of the worst things ever made, a German man is on the right, lifting a Grey wrinkled latex leg in the air. A depressed hopeless et costume stares at the camera in horror for what is happening out of frame

Newfie@newfie· Jun 18

Legend of the Galactic Heroes watch podcast but it's called Legend of the Gay Homos and every episode we pick a new named character and rank the characters they're more or less hot than.

Box art for "legend of the galactic heroes gaiden" which it says in white in the lower left. There are 8 assorted twinks and hunks on the cover who we will objectify in a 110 part podcast about a space opera from the 1980s

Newfie@newfie· Jun 2

20 minutes and my best so far. Taking cousins first and getting Shaq on the second round hurt.

78-4 team from site 82-0. Dwayne Wade - PG, Tracy McGrady - SG, Kevin Garnett - SF, Kevin Durant - PF, Demarcus Cousins - C

Newfie@newfie· Jun 1

This is what the government is hiding from us!!!

Small round bottle of Suanmei sour plum drink with chinese characters

Newfie@newfie· May 11

I love every time this happens in a tournament

Newfie@newfie· May 7

Also love the cover of this book

Philip K dick, a Scanner Darkly, soon to be a major motion picture, the bottom half is a series of identical 2000s cgi faces

Newfie@newfie· Apr 29

Oops alt text

A vippo with the lid under the crown of the bottle, a hand holding both, in a way the lid of the zippo would apply pressure in and under the crown, allowing the pry action required to open the beer.

Newfie@newfie· Apr 26

What I imagine the average assassin to look like

Tim Heidecker in camo looking shocked at the camera after killing 20 people with faulty vapes

Newfie@newfie· Apr 17

Extreme zoom with go pro fisheye of man excited for trains to pass

Newfie@newfie· Apr 10

Khn and Klek getting ready to perform as Angine de Poitrine. Khn is the white top black bottom alien, Klek is the black top white alien. They are aliens, not people.

Newfie@newfie· Apr 2

While the head of the CPC is meeting with literal white supremacists and terrorist groups like Diagalon, here is the newly elected head of the party with a "antisemitism problem"

Avram David Lewis was born in May 1967[2] in Toronto, Ontario, where he was raised. Lewis is the great-grandson of Mojżesz Łoś (Moishe Losz), better known in Canada as Morris Lewis, an outspoken Polish member of the Jewish Bund, who left Europe amid shifting borders and was threatened by the Bolsheviks for his political activity. Moishe

Newfie@newfie· Mar 20

This is the biggest piece of shit, reprehensible, unserious, dangerous, and actively harmful budget to the lives and livelihoods of Canadians ever proposed. Harper in his wettest dreams never considered just deleting Canada post and the CRA. Fuck Carney.

Newfie@newfie· Mar 20

Sorry Pete hung himself at a show last night (He is fine, he just passed out from the harness cutting off blood flow)

Rapper of pete+bas bassed out mid air in a wiring harness after rapping and dropping the mic. Three dancers below him are twerking as though there was not a man passed out suspended above them.

Newfie@newfie· Mar 9

The obama presidential center. It is a big grey space looking building in the middle of the frame with a road below. Star Wars tie fighters have been added to the upper left.

Newfie@newfie· Mar 9

The ragebait is them trying to sell you bananas that look like this

4 very brown bananas. The kind of banana you get when you forget you bought bananas but now have a chance to make banana bread.

Newfie@newfie· Mar 6

Time honored tradition in Newfoundland is going out to blueberry picking with nan with one of those badboys and a salt beef bucket meant you were eating awesome jams and preserves all winter

Newfie@newfie· Feb 26

3 panel comic of Dr. Manhattan from The Watchmen
Panel 1: It is 1996, I am waiting on a new Warcraft 2 expansion and there is an "Evangelion" on the way
Panel 2: It is 2006, I am waiting on a new World of Warcraft expansion and there is a reboot of Evangelion on the way
Panel 3: It is 2026, I am waiting on a new World of Warcraft expansion and there is a reboot of Evangelion on the way

Newfie@newfie· Feb 23

Please send help, Newfoundland is about to disappear

A Facebook post comparing smowmageddon, a freak storm that dropped 93cm on paradise in 1 day, with this week from hell, which has 145cm

Newfie@newfie· Feb 23

She already threatens me for snacks, Idk if I'm making it out alive if she gets the gat

Guinea pig in a wood house attempting to viciously tear a treat from my hand. The aggression visible in her eyes, it's the treat or my throat

Newfie@newfie· Feb 17

Never forget