“What about that little guy?” “What, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.” “Good enough for me!”

Count DB Cooper. The D stands for Dracula.

I would have been okay if she spoke pig Latin.

You should be happy he’s a bad liar and just trying to get you a nice surprise.

Evidently it’s someone named Gaby!

Last I heard this guy hasn’t been able to offload his Islesboro mansion.

I mean, their options were limited.

I would listen to them, but fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

These units are $200-$300. No exterior modifications required.

Recently passed jazz great Sonny Rollins got the nickname Newk because a cab driver mistook him for the pitcher and Miles Davis, along for the ride, played along like Sonny was Don Newcombe. It inspired this album title.

There is still hope…

Maybe broadcast and print advertising have different standards in the UK.

It’s cool. He’s got another job as an opera singer.

Or a name change.

Yes, and…

This guy won’t miss it.

Never read the book, but saw the movie.

BREAKING: The Fabulous Baker Boys have also withdrawn from Trump’s Freedom 250 celebration.

Brother…

If she’s looking for sympathy…