How your email finds me

It begins...

Psamanthe #DCC

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

#YIAYlogo watch your fingers!

It's a baby Rafe Elemental.

Somehow, Companion Cube has returned.

When I wake up and remember I have to work.

I thought he worked for OCP?

Knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already Paul's spaghetti

Good joke. High five.

Oh God I'm running so late

Pulling out ol' reliable

Evergreen.

If you see this, post a character that starts with a D.

When the McDonald's comes out sizzlin'