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@nibus

glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / amusing insult comedian / still getting up to mischif Cornwall, UK

787 Following1,712 Followers14,065 Posts

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ACH@nibus· 17d

a young white man mid-shout (from a BBC item about the recreation of how neanderthals spoke)

ACH@nibus· 23d

see ya bye

World Cup final loser Lionel Messi sitting on his arse after losing the World Cup final, which he lost

ACH@nibus· 23d

completely enthralled by the World Cup final

a white cat alseep with his head pressed up against the arm of a dark grey sofa

ACH@nibus· 27d

#HydrationBreak

Kiefer Sutherland in the Lost Boys, holding a giant bottle of blood

ACH@nibus· 27d

We live in hell

Michael McIntyre in an England shirt, caption 'Celebrities sing Wonderwall before semi-final'

ACH@nibus· 28d

Meanwhile in Cornwall

Anonymous post in "Bodmin's Voice (Official)" Facebook group:
Whoever keeps banging around the estate and having it on with their husband around berryfields are you coping in this heat and also keep noise down my baby has just been put in bed, disgusting woman

ACH@nibus· Jul 12

Scotland subreddit remains unmatched

Post on r/Scotland:

Ada Ping Yu
hope this is okay to post. I'm looking for info on Ping Yu. Scottish woman (Ping Yu is her married name), connected to the scandalous death of actress Carlton in 1918. She and her husband dealt/ supplied opium. Any help on this would be much appreciated!

Reply:
She's deid

OPs reply:
Aye I'm not trying to buy her dinner pal

ACH@nibus· Jul 12

Should have just used a small handheld vacuum

BBC headline: Rice in bed for nearly three days before Norway game - Tuchel

ACH@nibus· Jul 4

new Peaky Blinders just dropped

4 plastic tumblers with fruit on, label 'Fruity Tumblers'

ACH@nibus· Jun 27

aye well

Sheryl Lee as Laura Palmer in Twin Peaks: a young blonde white woman in front of red curtains. She's wearing a photoshopped Scotland football top. Edited caption: "I'll see you again in 28 years."

ACH@nibus· Jun 27

a graph showing increasing value over time for category 'my wife', decreasing value for 'visas' and constant liw value for 'the fucking yemen'

ACH@nibus· Jun 24

all 23 scored by John McGinn's arse

BBC title card for Scotland v Brazil, with Scotland winning 23-0

ACH@nibus· Jun 24

a monochrome Edwardian cartoon of a bald man in a jacket. Caption: "Here is a man without any hair. He suggests nothing"

ACH@nibus· Jun 20

doin some glass things

two abstract rectangles in fused glass:
top image, a sort of cloudscape in white, teal, orange and pink
bottom image, a watery abstract in different greens, orange/red and pink

ACH@nibus· Jun 14

just one guy

Sam Heughan as Jamie Fraser in Outlander, a moody looking white man wearing a dark tweedy jaikit

ACH@nibus· Jun 14

Someone holding a microphone to a dustbin, caption ANYTHING ELSE?

ACH@nibus· Jun 14

Scotland subreddit an absolute state this morning

Screengrab of thread on r/Scotland:

"Am steamin"
"Am absolutely full ah crisps"
"Ah canny see"

ACH@nibus· Jun 12

when you're trying to play maptap at 4am

BBC player thumbnail 'Alan Shearer Remembers France', with a photo of a very bleary and pink Alan Shearer

ACH@nibus· Jun 3

One of the reasons I admire and revere @squeezy.bsky.social is for her acceptable trampolining, as documented by her PE report from 1991

School PE report matrix noting skill levels attained in Athletics, Badminton, Gymnastics etc. There is a single tick in the report, in the row marked 'Trampolining', under 'Acceptable'

ACH@nibus· May 30

Pope Leo (a white man in a white hat and white dress) with a huge circular mosaic portrait of himself

ACH@nibus· May 30

Ann Widdecombe in a blue cardigan and dress, with Nigel Farage in a navy suit. Both of them are gurning uncontrollably.

ACH@nibus· May 29

Let's see what AI thinks of Fiona Bru...oh

AI response to the question "Who is Fiona Bruce's wife?":
"Fiona Bruce is a female British broadcaster and journalist, meaning she does not have a wife; she has been married to her husband, businessman Nigel Sharrocks, since 1994."

ACH@nibus· May 29

Doctor Who titles, a story called "oh shit. its the darlics. everone quick hide this means troble theyve got this one guy whos melted.
actualy maybe its someones nan on wheels" by Ben Aaronovitch

ACH@nibus· May 28

Headlines I never imagined I'd see, no. 743

headline: Boards of Canada and Warp Condemn Trump White House Over Social Media Video
An eerie 15-second clip sets nationalist imagery to the Scottish duo’s new song “Deep Time”

ACH@nibus· May 27

a tub of 'farmyard louse powder'

ACH@nibus· May 23

cover of Donnie & Marie Osmond's greatest hits: two very clean-cut 70s white people with dark hair and pink/ dark blue clothes

ACH@nibus· May 21

am convinced he's from another planet and just trying to fit in

He also claimed he had a bomb in his pocket, although club officials saw for themselves that it was actually a large silver metal ball.

The spokeswoman said staff pretended that the club was closing because his behaviour was so strange and they wanted him to leave.

But they were amazed when he then went outside and defecated on the wall of the club, before wiping his bottom with a sandwich that he took out of a black bag he had with him.

ACH@nibus· May 21

Meanwhile in Gloucestershire

Headline: Hunt for man who defecated on the floor before cleaning himself with a sandwich

ACH@nibus· May 21

Fuck all of you horrific bigots

BBC headline: "Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confurms"

ACH@nibus· May 21

AI could never

Scene from Withnail and I in which quixotic stoner Danny explains his product idea: "My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls... She [his sister] give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. Then you gotta change its drawers for it... So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well"

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