Northumberland last night/Northumberland this morning. It's awful. Don't come.

The wife made me an eclipse viewer but all I can see is black spots and I've got a headache.

I voted for this one.

Oooh. Check me out. And it's all from a song about farting!

Went to the National Space Centre today. Did you know that Sandi Toksvig was the first woman in space?

How are you all doing that?

"I have decided to let the people of Clacton be the judge of my actions"

I'm going to bed. For an hour.

Had lunch in the Botanist in toon today. Never realised you can see all the way down to Central Station!

Look at this lush thing. It's a chessboard my gran made 50 years ago and that my dad just gave us.

Hydration Break!

Rod Stewart, did you say?

Made some curry. Looks like lava, but was in fact mild. Very tasty though.

Good job, guys.

Nice cuppa in the garden with this fella earlier.

Oh.

Nipped up Penshaw Monument to take a peek at them Radio 1 lads getting ready for their big weekend. I hope Chaka Demus and Pliers are on 👴

Thanks to the big Radio One concert thing they're getting ready for, an Iron Curtain has descended across the park

Went here today. The top of it looks like this.

Heh.

ah. looks good. thanks.

He's starting his GCSEs tomorrow 😢

Guys, look how you can watch the match live in VR if you're a PSG fan. GET THIS ROLLED OUT EVERYWHERE NOW.