Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jul 5 “I’m honoring my red card suspension coach.”
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jul 4 “Sir, Junior Caminero has gone yard again.”
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jul 1 Can I interest you in Celtics Rasheed Wallace
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jul 1 The Celtics have a pretty impressive catalog in this category.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jul 1 New “past his prime All-Star ending his career in a weird jersey” meme just dropped.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 14 “WE HAD DE BLASIO. WE HAD CUOMO. IT WAS ROUGH SHIT. BUT WE HAVE THE KNICKS.”
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 14 New York City, listen to me. If you’re near a convenient store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 9 He’s finally on the other side of this.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 6 I’ll never forget the look of terror in Kawhi’s eyes when he shot those free throws.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 6 “Hi, it’s me. 1979 Cavs All-Star Campy Russell. It’d be a real shame if someone ruined your perfect starting five at the last second…”
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 6 THAT’S CEDRIC MULLINS AGAIN
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 4 Like, you’re in the ballpark, but didn’t quite stick the landing.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 4 So close with the Luka/Wilt cheat codes.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 4 Congratulations to Lester Wallace
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 4 Wemby and Hayes would make people rage quit.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· Jun 3 Oh cmon, I’m cracking at least 70 with this squad.
Nick Simon@nicksimon· May 31 “And make the coaches wear suits again.”
Nick Simon@nicksimon· May 27 Orioles series last week vs. Orioles series this week
Nick Simon@nicksimon· May 26 “Where they going Chuck?”
“Lake Erie”