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Cocomelanin

@nickthehobo

Much like a car, I am very tired.

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Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· 5d

"Now you need your ass whooped for that" in the Now That's What I Call Music font (yellow letters with purple outline

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· 12d

Superman #123 and I will defend electric blue Superman until I die

The cover of Superman #123. A black cover illuminated by an electric blue and white Superman who is kinda just standing there. It's cool though. Tagline reads "Ready for the next century!" Creator credits: Dan Jurgens, Ron Frenz, and Joe Rubinstein

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· 17d

Story time

Vegeta smirking while looking off to his right before he looks at the camera while still smirking

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jul 9

Looking back on my shitposting era and I'm still proud of this one

Oh boy, how do I describe this shit.

OK, it's a meme from A Knight's Tale where it's a close up of Will saying something in the first panel. The second panel is Jocelyn smiling as she responds. The last panel is a close up on a surprised Will.

Now, in the first panel I've shittely pasted a colossal squid with the caption "*colossal squid noises*". The second panel I've pasted fake a fake blush on Jocelyn's cheeks with the caption "Anything you wish Senpai." The third panel is the colossal squid very surprised

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jul 6

And Diego Dalot

The Simpsons guy who has to check the bag of ingredients for bugs looking disappointed

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jul 4

Vozinha and Messi

Goku and Vegeta staring at each other. Each are standing on a mountainous ledge

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jul 3

Damn, this took a turn

Gumby staring. Shocked.

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jul 3

I got another mug

A black mug with white trim and writing. The mug says

Kung Fu Kick

Cantona 48th minute

Regular season
Selhurst Park, 25 Jan 1995

Crystal Palace 1 | Manchester United 1

The tactical diagram of Cantona going from the sideline to kick that asshat

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jul 1

Figured this was a good excuse to post my new mug. This is probably my favorite goals of the last decade

A white mug that reads:

Cup Magic in Trafford

Diallo 121st minute

FA Cup:Quarter Final
Old Trafford! 17 Mar 2024

Manchester Utd 4 | Liverpool 3

A diagram of the goal where Amad steals the ball in the United box, lays it off to Garnacho, before receiving it in the Liverpool box to score at the far post

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jun 27

On Sunday eve?

Morpheus from The Matrix staring Inquisitively

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jun 23

Ma'am! Where they do that at?

Pooh bear looking at a piece of paper but his face is Carl from Aqua Teen

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· May 11

BUTTER PECAN DESERVES IT!

Elmo yelling into the camera as another Muppet yells behind him

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· May 9

I don't know what your weekend plans are but...

A stain glass of a family standing in front of a cross. Below them it says "Find yourself in church this Sunday"

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· May 7

I need another round of this show

A promo image from the HBO show Happily Ever After. It has Mother Goose (a Black woman), Humpty Dumpty (a beatnik), and Old King Cole (a merry old sole) standing on a hill. Old King Cole looks kind of like a king if a 90's Hollywood agent got sent back in time. Anyway, he's motioning to a kingdom in the background

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· May 1

About to show up like

Ben Matlock smugly leaning into the camera after probably eviscerating a witness

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Apr 26

Angry Beavers is a study in colorism

The title screen for Angry Beavers featuring the top halves of Daggett and Norbert. Daggett has his arms crossed and is frowning and Daggett is smiling like the piece of shit he is

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Apr 19

It is Sunday morning

A King of the Hill image of Reverend Stroup asking Bobby to leave the stage

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Apr 5

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Apr 4

@debbiecakes.blacksky.app you blocked the quote account?!

Daffy Duck in a kufi and glasses

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Apr 3

I'm just trying to figure out who was pickin up the slack while you were getting cracked

Dean from The Wonder Years watching as his dad and his coach hoot and holla

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Mar 27

Y'all enjoy yourselves this weekend but be safe

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Mar 25

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Mar 21

14-year-old me realizing I was busy daydreaming instead of giving directions as we pass our exit

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Mar 10

I cannot defend this man and I will not attempt to

Scooby-Doo cringing like he just stubbed his toe

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Mar 5

😂😂😂 Is this him

That mucus blob from the Mucinex commercials looking uneasy

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Feb 28

Quick question: What the fuck?

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Feb 25

Anytime an event is after 8:00 PM

An image of Leo Messi with the quote "Because of my age, the most logical thing is that I won't make it."

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jan 29

Just looked up his high school photo and holy shit

Sonny, the grown man who's in high school, from Grease

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jan 21

This should probably be an HR report

The Pillsbury Doughboy lowering his glasses to look at you with dead eyes

Cocomelanin@nickthehobo· Jan 19

Obligatory photo of THE family picture

A beautiful black and white framed photo showing two rows of adults, some sitting some standing, on the porch of a house. There are several children sitting on the roof of the porch.