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WHITE GENOCIDE DOES NOT EXIST. formerly @amotownlady on the Other. no quarter for Nazis, and no clicks either. and again, white genocide still isn't a thing. eat shit.

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Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Jul 17

so things looked pretty cool in SE Michigan today. by "cool" I mean terrifying.

a picture of a tree, colors muted through the haze of wildfire smoke. behind it is the sky, gray and ominous, turning a dazzlingly bright sun into a dull, yellow orb rimmed with molten-fire.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Jul 16

yeah, just aces.

a screenshot of a meter gauging the current air quality. it is set to the darkest red possible and labeled hazardous. the air quality number itself is 442; for reference the green bar on the meter ends at 50.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· May 30

posted by the president, this is the most goddamn Michael Scott thing I've ever seen

a tweet from trump dated 12.11.2020 that reads: "I just want to stop the world from killing itself!" is overlaid onto an image of the same. he is wearing a coat and scarf. it might be snowing and he might be attempting to look pensive.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Mar 28

so I riff with Gemini about nail polish and recipes, but since AI doesn't know anything I generally take its advice with a grain of salt or maybe paprika. lol. "the rot factor"

a screenshot of a message from a conversation with google's Gemini:

Gemini: The "Tiger's Eye" Connection Since you are about to buff that Gold mica over the China Glaze Give Me S'more brown:

The "Amber" Look: If you find the gold is a bit "cool" or too yellow, you can actually take a tiny pinch of that Hungarian Paprika and mix it into a drop of your Crystal Ball or Highballer.

The Result: It creates a translucent "Sienna" glaze. Layering that over the gold mica will give your Tiger's Eye nail a realistic,

"honey-stuck-in-resin" warmth that matches your brioche toast.

a second screenshot of the same conversation:

Me: I'm sorry, did you just tell me to add paprika to my nail polish?

Gemini: Wait, I definitely steered the "mad scientist" ship a bit too close to the spice rack there! To be clear: Do not put actual paprika in your nail polish. While it sounds like a fun "natural dye" experiment, it's a recipe for a manicure disaster for two very specific reasons:

1. The Rot Factor: Unlike alcohol inks or micas, paprika is organic matter. Trapping it in a bottle of suspension base is essentially creating a tiny, pressurized compost bin. It will eventually go rancid or grow mold.

2. The "Grainy" Finish: Even the finest Hungarian grind is like boulders compared to the microscopic particles in your Blue Moon mica. It would make your "Tiger's Eye" look like it has "pot-hole" texture rather than a smooth gemstone glow.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Nov 21

a screenshot of links to two news articles. the first is from the Washington Post, is 14 hours old, and reads, "U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols." the second is from CNN, is 5 hours old, and reads, "Coast Guard reclassifies swastikas and nooses as hate symbols after backlash."

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Jul 3

and this dude is 35?! oh, and HE CAMPAIGNED ON BARRING MEMBERS OF CONGRESS FROM TRADING STOCKS. how have I not yet gotten used to the savage hypocrisy?

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Apr 18

like it's very fucked up but I am legitimately happy Kris died before this moldy bitch became completely bent.

a tweet from j.k. Rowling celebrating the dehumanization of trans women in the United Kingdom. it reads, "I love it when a plan comes together. hashtag Supreme Court, hashtag Women's Rights"

she is smoking a cigar, toasting the camera, and hopefully metastasizing some sort of cancer.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Mar 9

HAVING A FUCKING NORMAL ONE

a picture posted on truth social by Donald Trump, the President of the United States, of a bisected face that is half Elvis Presley's and half his.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Feb 25

about that...did you catch the vote on Trump's pick for Secretary of the Army?

YEAs ---66
Banks (R-IN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bennet (D-CO)
Blackburn (R-TN)
Blumenthal (D-CT)
Boozman (R-AR)
Britt (R-AL)
Budd (R-NC)
Capito (R-WV)
Cassidy (R-LA)
Collins (R-ME)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Cotton (R-AR)
Crapo (R-ID)
Cruz (R-TX)
Curtis (R-UT)
Daines (R-MT)
Durbin (D-IL)
Ernst (R-IA)
Fetterman (D-PA)
Fischer (R-NE)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hagerty (R-TN)
Hassan (D-NH)
Hawley (R-MO)
Heinrich (D-NM)
Hickenlooper (D-CO)
Hoeven (R-ND)
Husted (R-OH)
Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
Johnson (R-WI)
Justice (R-WV)
Kelly (D-AZ)
Kennedy (R-LA)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Lankford (R-OK)
Lee (R-UT)
Lummis (R-WY)
Marshall (R-KS)
McConnell (R-KY)
McCormick (R-PA)
Moody (R-FL)
Moran (R-KS)
Moreno (R-OH)
Mullin (R-OK)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Paul (R-KY)
Peters (D-MI)
Reed (D-RI)
Ricketts (R-NE)
Risch (R-ID)
Rosen (D-NV)
Rounds (R-SD)
Schmitt (R-MO)
Scott (R-FL)
Scott (R-SC)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Sheehy (R-MT)
Sullivan (R-AK)
Thune (R-SD)
Tillis (R-NC)
Tuberville (R-AL)
Warner (D-VA)
Wicker (R-MS)
NAYs ---28
Alsobrooks (D-MD)
Baldwin (D-WI)
Blunt Rochester (D-DE)
Booker (D-NJ)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Coons (D-DE)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Gillibrand (D-NY)
Hirono (D-HI)
Kim (D-NJ)
King (I-ME)
Lujan (D-NM)
Markey (D-MA)
Merkley (D-OR)
Murphy (D-CT)
Murray (D-WA)
Ossoff (D-GA)
Padilla (D-CA)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schatz (D-HI)
Schiff (D-CA)
Schumer (D-NY)
Slotkin (D-MI)
Smith (D-MN)
Van Hollen (D-MD)
Warren (D-MA)
Welch (D-VT)
Wyden (D-OR)

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Jan 23

yeah, can't recall getting a notification from IG about what Doug Emhoff wore in '21 but sure.

a screenshot of a notification from Instagram on the drop-down menu of a cell phone. the text reads: "Usha Vance attending the Vice President's Dinner in a custom noir velvet gown. The gown features asym- metric floral accents and a sweetheart neckline, making for an elegant and stylish ensemble" and ends with a sparkle emoji.

Nicole, no H@nicolejourdan· Jan 17

gooooooooood times