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Niems@niemat· 8d

I can’t stress enough how badly I need this merch saluting a REAL AMERICAN HERO AND MARTYR (if he died) to be real @realinfowars.bsky.social

The top of a white t-shirt with the words HAGGERTY STRONG in black font

A hat with the word FEARLESS above a triumphant picture of Jim Haggerty surrounded by Secret Service agents with the years 1956-2026 and the words (IF HE HAD DIED) below

A triumphant picture of Jim Haggerty with his bloody fist in the air surrounded by secret service agents in front of the United States flag

Niems@niemat· Jul 25

Werner Herzog looking to his left with a partial speech bubble at the bottom of the image

Niems@niemat· Jul 24

FINALLY someone had the courage to fact check the Bible and come to the conclusion we had already decided #JimHaggerty #bethenail

A black book cover with the title “FACT CHECKING THE BIBLE: IT’S ALL TRUE” by Dr. Robin Thacker

Niems@niemat· Jun 17

A still shot from the movie “Super Bad” showing a teenage boy with dark hair and glasses saying “Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book.”

Niems@niemat· May 21

I know it’s not a sincere advertisement, but this is all I can think of:

A screenshot of a tweet from @dril that says: “drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,”

Niems@niemat· May 12

My damage is that whenever anyone says they're going to do their thing, I reflexively go, "which is Elton John's thing" and then I'm sad when nobody gets the reference

Patton Oswalt, who is playing an Elton John impersonator on the HBO show Flight of the Conchords, is on the left of the image wearing large white sunglasses, a gold jacket, and a red and white shirt with very large lapels. On the right of the screen are Brett and Jemaine, dressed as Simon and Garfunkel.

Niems@niemat· Apr 30

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Bart has a concerned expression on his face as he looks at Otto, who is living in a dumpster labeled “TRASH-CO”

Niems@niemat· Apr 28

“You're the two idiots what got your picture in the newspaper!”

A long-haired gas station attendant with a newsboy cap and dark jacket is pointing at a newspaper next to an open car window where you see Tim Conway as Dr. Tart in a bowler hat and Don Knotts as Inspector Winship in a Sherlock Holmes style hat looking at where the attendant is pointing from the 1980 movie “The Private Eyes”

Niems@niemat· Mar 11

A black and white image of a cat screaming with the words “Why is the cat screaming?” above the cat. Below the cat is a list that says “1. Why wouldn’t the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you’d be doing the same thing”

Niems@niemat· Mar 3

Pokemon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokemon. Quote with your favourite! I love both the standard and shiny versions and somehow they’re both perfect?? Someday I’ll have a tattoo with both versions of this lil scamp www.serebii.net/pokemon30/#a...

Niems@niemat· Feb 10

There was a literally an episode of the Office that should’ve been enough to show people that AI telling you where to go is a bad idea

A two panel figure where the top panel shows Dwight from the office looking left and gesturing at a lake in front of the car with the words “THE MACHINE KNOWS—STOP YELLING AT ME!” The bottom panel is the view from the backseat of the car hitting the water with the words “THERE’S NO ROAD HERE!”

Niems@niemat· Jan 16

Dude saw this and thought it was life advice

Leonard Nimoy as Spock in a Nazi uniform with the words “You should make a very convincing Nazi”

Niems@niemat· Jan 3

Glad it’s not just me

Sometimes I think about how it’s literally cannon that tenacious d went toe to toe with the devil as the most metal group ever, but JB blew the whole thing because he was worried he wouldn’t be in the Minecraft movie after KG made a joke on stage… Very Metal and Very Cool

Niems@niemat· Dec 8

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.

Niems@niemat· Nov 10

A headline from the New York Times stating “Mamdani isn’t the future of the democrats. This guy is.” Below is a picture of the creature later revealed to be a pig in a Nixon mask from the I Think You Should Leave Darmine Doggy Door sketch

Niems@niemat· Oct 31

A man standing at a window looking in with the word SICKOS on his black, long-sleeved shirt

Niems@niemat· Sep 29

Let’s not forget that Nathan for You already had a solution for this… teams just gotta start signing future talent and incentivize staying in the sport…

An older man dressed as an astronaut from the show Nathan for You telling a young soccer player that “my whole life has just been a nightmare” in an attempt to keep the child interested in playing soccer as a career

Niems@niemat· Aug 19

Did I take the time to painstakingly go through @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social 's body of work to find the letters to spell out "BAD DATA" in order to photoshop the research scientist sicko in this comic so that it could go on my office door without complaints....? I think you already know the answer

A cartoon image of a man looking in through a window wearing a white lab coat that says "RESEARCH SCIENTIST SICKOS" edited so he's holding a sheet of paper that says "BAD DATA"

Niems@niemat· Aug 18

The energy I bring today

Tim Robinson, wearing a plaid button down shirt, looks at the camera with dead eyes while saying, “My life is nothing I thought and everything I worried it would become” from his Darmine Doggy Door sketch

Niems@niemat· Jul 17

Right wing shill Alex Jones is in a black shirt wearing black headphones with his hands held up on either side of a professional microphone. The words on the image say “the elites don’t want you to know this but the bees at the park are free you can take them home. I have 458 bees.”

Niems@niemat· Jun 13

“It’s actually really cool and good to repurpose used page flags,” I whisper to myself as I pull them off things people threw away so that I can continue to work on this project for the department

A picture of a pile of used page marker flags in various colors

Niems@niemat· Jun 10

I guess this is my word cloud for this account… just out here thinking about times and when a lot, I guess

A screenshot from bskyinsights showing a collection of blue words

Niems@niemat· May 16

I imagine someone just reminded him ketchup exists

A grumpy face was added to an ink drawing of a faceless new pope drawn by Sid

Niems@niemat· May 2

A real picture I just took outside @ostkex.bsky.social ‘s place of work

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob is lying on his back with his arms and legs spread wide and saying “photosynthesis.” A small skull has been placed over SpongeBob’s face

Niems@niemat· May 2

“Iron Man” by Black Sabbath has one of the absolute most metal opening hooks ever… and then Ozzy Osbourne sticks his face right up to a fan and declares himself Iron Man like he’s goddamn Tommy Boy, just ruining it for me

A still shot from the movie Tommy Boy where Chris Farley is babbling into a vintage green fan after saying “la la Luke, I am your father”

Niems@niemat· Apr 6

Consider: *joining us*

Niems@niemat· Apr 3

Thinking about this classic a lot this morning

Niems@niemat· Mar 24

me reading national security secrets bc i’ve been accidentally added to a group chat

Niems@niemat· Mar 12

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Pope Leon X painted by Fernando Botero is shown with the words “y tho” superimposed on the painting. The painting is sometimes called “the baby pope” due to the exaggerated style the painter used where the pope has baby-like features such as shorter arms and a wider, rounder face

Niems@niemat· Feb 13

Purchased my first audiobook today... While I'm not sure if I'll like audiobooks, I'm at least controlling for the variable of "what if it's just the book that's bad" because I absolutely know this one won't be <3