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Dr. Frank Sloth

@nihilistneopets

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Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· 18d

Good Morning

Blue Lupe mascot from early 2000s with arms raised up, indoors in someone’s home.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· 25d

Next Year I Will Let Striker Use His Gun

Closeup crop of XL Striker 3.8 the Robot Wocky from Team Virtupets.

Old Battledome Ranged Attack pose for Robot Wocky, which lowers its body and extends a ray gun out of its tail casing.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· 25d

First Place In My Heart

Neopets Altador Cup Team Virtupets with 2026 roster: Purple Xweetok Sela Pretore, Yellow Cybunny Keetra Deile, Robot Wocky XL Striker 3.8, Mutant Grundo Weldar Xupenfarb, and Robot Tuskaninny Z-4B Goalinator.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· 26d

Mutant Yurble Neopet, a cyclops with sharp teeth, its ears and paws replaced with tentacles.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 20

Juxtaposed Orion the Shadow Ogrin from recent Neopets plots, in his possessed form on the left with magical lute in hand and spectacles floating and to the right in his unposessesed form with an anguished face. Text in the center reads “This Guy” in Disneyland-style font.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 19

Graphic with 2 site versions of the pterodactyl from Neopets’ Lair of The Beast, one higher res than the other. Text above reads “Lair Of The Beast Mentioned.”

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 17

Edit of old Neopets TCG art of Dr. Sloth lifting a Blue Grundo up to be zapped by a ray gun. The Grundo is captioned “TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR” in impact font.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 16

Fire Eyrie By Kristin From Prarieville Neopets The Official Magazine Issue #17 (2006)

Hand drawn (pen and colored pencil?) Fire Eyrie Neopet from fan submission Art Gallery section of 2006 Neopets Magazine. It is upright with prominent leg muscles, looking down while in flight. Text reads “Kristin, 15 / Prairieville, LA” and is signed by the artist.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 11

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 7

Gentlemen

Green Grundo Neopet wearing new item Smolder Eye Contacts, giving it eyes which have pupils.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jun 7

Ladies

Blue Grundo Neopet wearing new NC item Royal Gaze Contacts, so its usual pupil-less red bug eyes are replaced with dramatic blue sparkling eyes with lashes.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· May 23

Fruitmallow Grog Friday

Neopets food item Fruitmallow Grog, a barrel-shaped mug of a foamy white substance. Estimated value 15 NP.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· May 1

Photo of Tomodachi Life Living the Dream item creator of a hand drawn Warf petpet from Neopets.

Item creation screen with the Warf captioned “What’s the name of this creation?”

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Apr 26

Old Neopets petpage graphic of a depressed looking Grey Yurble in a polaroid-style frame with caption “A photo of me!”

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Apr 12

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Apr 10

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Mar 27

Out Of Bounds Girl And Her Magical Juppie

Roberta from Neopets the Darkest Faerie PS2 speedrun in Faerieland with a glitched Juppie fruit floating in front of her face.

Roberta way out of bounds, strafing in the Faerieland clouds with the glitched Juppie.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Mar 24

Dipping Them in Mashed Potatoes

New Chicken Nugget Chomby costume.

Chomby painted Biscuit with chocolate chip spots.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Mar 3

Today Is Over Due To Lack Of Interest Party

Excerpt from JellyNeo news update from 2/25/26 titled “Creative Contests and Spotlight Updates” reporting “The following themed days will also no longer be as heavily celebrated, if at all:

‘What other theme days will be reduced?
Limited to no new items will be created for: Sloth Day, Gadgadsbogen, Cancelled Day, Grey Day, Tyrannian Victory Day, Fyora Day, Coltzan Day, Discovery of Meridell Day, Discovery of Brightvale Day, The Annual Chocolate Ball, Annual Gormball Championships, Symol Day, Slorg Day, & Borovan Day.’”

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Feb 5

This Post Was Written Via Hand Of Jub

A Power (spell) description from BETA version of Neopets TTRPG:

NTY GLT
School: Spectral Magic
Charge Time: Reaction (2 AP, taken when the user suffers from any effect that forces a saving throw but before the saving throw is made)
SP Cost: 5 SP
Level Point Cost: 13 Points
Range: Self
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous
The user whispers ancient, magical words of power. The user automatically succeeds on the triggering saving throw.

Another Power (spell) description from BETA version of Neopets TTRPG:

Hand of Jub
School: Spectral Magic
Charge Time: 2 AP
SP Cost: 0 SP
LP Cost: 3 LP
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S
Duration: 1 minute
A spectral, floating hand appears at a point the user chooses within range. The hand lasts for duration or until the user dismisses it as an action. The hand vanishes if it is ever more than 30 feet from the user or if they use this Power again.
The user may use their action to control the hand. It may manipulate an object, open an unlocked door, stow or retrieve an item from a container, or pour out the contents of a bottle. The user may move the hand up to 30 feet each time it is used.
The hand cannot attack, activate magical items, or carry more than 10 pounds.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jan 24

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jan 21

THEREFORE……

An updated graphic from the quoted post of the same Neopets site art of a Green Jubjub standing on a box with a piece of paper that reads “I think”.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jan 15

2012 Neopets homepage banner with i age of Dr.Sloth grinning in a spaceship. Text reads “Sloth Appreciation Day is here! Neopia’s favourite intergalactic tyrant gets his due… (“Alright now, not all at once… okay, fine, all at once.”)

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Jan 1

New Year New

Edit of Pope Leo holding up and gazing at a game disc of Neopets: The Darkest Faerie for PS2 in place of the Eucharist.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Dec 31

Screenshot of Gaylarde the Blue Lupe Neopet with its petpet Floud named Gender. The Lupe is customized to wear blue jeans, a tombstone pendant with no shirt, and pink heart-shaped glasses over a dungeon background with stalactite and mutant petpet accessories.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Dec 30

Hottest Y28 Neopet Names

Page 359 index of “The Names of All Manner of Hounds” categorized by types of dogs woth page numbers:

Dowble
Downe 195
[p. 187]
Dowse-amye
Dowse
Dyuerse
Damysene
Damysell 200
Dytayne
Tereris names
Dasyberde
Dedde
Dygger 205
Dybenman
Dyamawnde
Dappir
Doore
Dyngill 210
Houndis names
Elemente
Emerawde
Ewgeny
Elfyn 215
Elewyn
Errawnte
Eferose
Ewyn
Br[a]ches names 220
Elebre
Emelyn
Emelotte
Esperawnse
Tereris names 225
Ergo
Ermyne
Enmye
Ernyste
Envye 230
Eggetene
Howndis names
Forboise
Forster
Flynger 235
Fynder
Fredom
Freman
Frebodye
Fynore 240
Fryse
Fynke
Florentyne
Frankeleyne
Foy 245
Flaterere
Fleire
Forgere
Fyndewell
Frowmwnde 250
Braches names
Flowre
Flore
Fonne
Freresse 255
Foliette
Flame
Fynche
Florense
Foyse 260
Felise
Felette
Tereris names
Felowe
Foxe 265
Fill
Figge
Feete
Filthe
Frigun 270
Houndis names
Greynder
Gowere
Gormownde
Galeise 275
Gybon
Gaale
Gaylarde
German
Gilbarde 280
Goodynowȝe
Gyon
Gwette
Gyamownde
Gebage 285
Gwndir
[p. 188]
Braches names
Genypre

Page 360 index of “The Names of All Manner of Hounds” categorized by types of dogs:

Gelofre
Gwnne 290
Gille
Gilmote
Gawntelette
Gwnnore
Tereris names 295
Goyon
Garlik
Jongkade
Braches names
Joyou[s] 340
Junosse
Jakemyn
Tereris names
Jacke
Juell 345
Jakette
Joliboye
Jogeler
Izawde
Justyne 350
Jentill
Houndis names
Herawde
Hawtemownde 300
Hawdyfer
Huwet
Hilder
Harbeger
Hurlebucke 305
Halymote
Heuealowe
Halydaye
Halibred
Haywarde 310
Hernye
Hwdell
Halibutte
Houndis names
Knave
Knewliche
Kenewale 355
Kynnysman
Kowghan
Kendale
Braches names
Kolette 360
Kote
Braches names
Honysoke 315
Hewlette
Honydewe
Hosewife
Tereris names
Knotte
Knyvet
Kalot 365
Tereris names
Hurnette 320
Hardye
Hygon
Hakette
Howchyn
Houndis names 325
Juffo
Juvynell
Jakeman
Jangelor
Judde 330
Justyne
Jurdan
Jayberde
Jolye
Jeester 335
Joskyn
Jolybronde
Houndis names
Louell
Labour
Lyuette
Lurke 370
Lynke
[p. 189]
Lorell
Ludman
Lymnore
Lyuyrmore 375
Lyncolne
Lutere
Lotomere
Liberall
Labell 380
Lodisman
Ludmer
Litillwitte
Lowrere

Page 361 index of “The Names of All Manner of Hounds” categorized by types of dogs:

Leyne 385
Loyere
Braches names
Lyawnse
Lynore
Lawreall 390
Liberte
Lewte
Loreyne
Letewse
Lewde 395
Loyre
Louette
Murre
Morles 435
Mery
Muriell
Mynerue
Merawde
Mellore 440
Merable
Malagun
Tereris names
Malaperte
Meryman 445
Mynor
Mustarde
Mistirman
Mynstrell
Houndis names 450
Nosewise
Newgurte
Nikole
Nason
Nero 455
Nedy
Norman
Tereris names
Litilman
Lapeyse 400
Lepar
Lwfkyn
Litilboye
Houndis names
Moraunt 405
Moreman
Mo‹r›gan
Merymowthe
Mordaunt
Meryuale 410
Mownamy
Millefoile
Malifawnte
Misavisid
Mervaile 415
Mafoy
Martynet
Makamete
Musike
Marrok 420
Mackowe
Muntayne
Mercurye
Marynere
Meruaylus 425
Merboise
Mownferaunt
Mailarde
Braches names
Nyȝtyngale
Notemye 460
Nurture
Braches names
Mabbe 430
Madir
Misago
Maniye
Tereris names
Notemyge
Nise
Nody 465
Houndis names
Organ
[p. 190]
Oravante
Orgaile
Orpyn 470
Oliferne
Ogan
Orebien
Overte
Orenge 475
Ordynall
Orlage
Braches names
Orage

Page 362 index of “The Names of All Manner of Hounds” categorized by types of dogs:

Oribull 480
Olife
Quester 530
Ordynawnse
Querister
Tereris names
Quynteyne
Oriell
Braches names
Okirre 485
Quonyam
Houndis names
Quyppe Queyntaunse
535
Pyarde
Pyoll
Tereris names
Polaynere
Quarell
Perrye 490
Quylette
Pagente
Plwmstede
Houndis names 540
Pykemownde
Ryngedale
Profite
Richemownde
Petipase 495
Reynere
Pipar
Rabelle
Pwffyne
R‹e›lefe 545
Plentivous
Rugemownde
Parfite
Ribawde
Poleyne 500
Ryngeborne
Poynter
Ruskyn
Picarde
Ryngere 550
Plodder
Rowdale
Pawlyn
Rypette
Parkere 505
Rybschawe
Prowte
Robette
Poraile
Rokell 555
Penawnte
Richere
Pilate
Roweberde
Remownde
Braches names 510
Rowterre
Plesaunce
[p. 191]
Peritory
Rowtynge 560
Philomene
Radissche
Perwynke
Riderre
Plubele 515
Rowte-owte
Pyany
Rossyngdale
Rangere 565
Tereris names
Reuerence
Pretyman
Regende
Pretiboy
Rude-ynowgh
Perkyn 520
Pursyvawnte
Reporte
Ryngewode 570
Pastey
Rage
Perte
Petite
Pratte 525
Braches names
Riall
Perle
Reynes
Proppe
Riches 575
Rude
Reise

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Dec 24

From My Grundos To Yours

Space themed Christmas card of an overexposed photo of a Faerie Grundo Neopet plushie at the top of a Christmas tree with silver ornaments. The background is a Neopets site art asset of the moon Kreludor, shooting star, and billowy atmosphere clouds in cartoony style. Foreground text reads “sincerity” in a medieval-style font with a pink halo effect.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Dec 20

Edit of Hanso the Ixi Thief from Neopets Faerie’s Ruin plot in the Ice Caves, with the speech bubble saying “For the love of everything FRAGGABLE! It’s farkin’ COLD in here!” pulled from the memetic old webcomic “CTRL+ALT+DEL”. He is gesturing with his hands like he is explaining something, or may be exasperated.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Dec 12

Congratulations To Twenty Years Of GOTY

Image of Neopets The Darkest Faerie promotional event from 2005 with demo PS2 running the game, but edited over with the actor Jason Alexander looking bewildered as seen in the popular image of him playing Gamecube at the 2003 People’s Choice Awards. He still has the Getty Image watermark on him and flipped from the poor edit.

Dr. Frank Sloth@nihilistneopets· Dec 11

Neopian Civic Mandate

Old Neopets How to Draw art of Techo Fanatic character. They clench a fist in the air with bloodshot eyes, yelling.