Nina Richner

@ninarichner

Rushed, sloppy, irritated, and alive. Literary agent at HMLA; they/them Ninarichner.com

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Nina Richner@ninarichner· Jun 14

Jalen Brunson scoring over half of the Knicks points this game

An image of Reba singing the line "a single moment who works two jobs" from her song Survivor, with Jalen Bruson's face badly pasted on top of hers

Nina Richner@ninarichner· May 8

My favorite coworker

My white mini schnauzer lounging in a blanket on a gaming desk chair. She is in desperate need for a haircut, but otherwise looks very cozy and comfy.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Apr 21

This was the very first card in the first pack I opened

An image of a fake Wikipedia trading card for Escort (the magazine). The card art is of a front cover of Escort feature two women in their underwear and the headline: "Hot NAKED Wives!"
The card text reads: "Wscort is a Bristish men's softcore adult magazine featuring erotica published monthly by Blue Active Media Ltd. It is published by Paul Raymond Publications, a company that also publishes a number..."
It has stats at the bottom of the card as well: 3993 attack, and 1163 defense

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Apr 17

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

A white mini-schnauzer sits upright against a man's legs. Her paws are held up a little bit like hands, and she is staring at the camera with incredibly blank eyes. You can see her very pink tummy.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Apr 13

Already a big fan. My first role was an anomaly

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Mar 10

I'm having a stroke. McCarthy's "aversion to punctuation" isn't a "mistake" that we need to breed out of written language.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Feb 9

A shot from the SpongeBob episode "As Seen On TV". A TV is showing an image of the Krusty Krab commercial, with Mr. Krabs in the foreground and a sliver of Spongebob's head in the background through the order window. Spongebob's arm and hand is pointing at the television screen, showing that yes, he is in the Krusty Krab commercial.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Dec 27

🎶 I'm dreaming of a white boxing day 🎶

A white mini schnauzer in a green jacket/harness standing on a snowy park bench at night. She is looking to her right stoically, like a sea captain.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Dec 4

Whistle system has come to Brooklyn! Make sure to pick up a whistle from your local mutual aid group (Google your neighborhood+mutual aid to find them!) Fuck ICE. 3 short whistles = ICE is nearby 3 long whistles = ICE is kidnapping someone

White flyer on a poll that has a picture of a black whistle and reads: "3 short whistles, la migra está en el Barrio. 3 long whistles la migra está sequestrando a alguién", which translates to English as "3 short whistles, ICE is in the neighborhood. 3 long whistles, ICE is taking someone".
I am holding a silver whistle in front of the flyer. You can see the whistle and my hand.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Nov 24

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Nov 22

Up in the terrifyingly steep cheap seats, and very excited

Playbill of Waiting for Godot, starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Nov 7

Spotted Andrew Cuomo right where he belongs

Flyer for Andrew Cuomo's mayoral campaign in some fall leaves, next to other trash like a discarded paper plate and a white paper bag

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Nov 1

Love this--donated to City Harvest in NYC

Thank you graphic from City Harvest NYC, featuring a smiling woman wearing a City Harvest shirt and hairnet.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Nov 1

Happy Halloween from Hornet and the Knight 🎃

A selfie of two people, the one on the left wearing a black sweater and a white mask of the Knight from Hollow Knight, the one on the right wearing a red dress and a mask of Hornet from Silksong

A photo of two people, the one on the right wearing a black sweater and a white mask of the Knight from Hollow Knight, the one on the left wearing a red dress and a mask of Hornet from Silksong.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Oct 14

Also I'm making masks of Hornet and the Knight for me and my husband's Halloween costumes

Plastic mask of Hornet from Hollowknight with mesh eyes

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Sep 22

Thank god for little libraries. I read Outline earlier this year and wanted to read Transit, but haven't been able to get it at my local bookstore or library. Randomly found it in the Little Library near my apt while walking at dog.

A hardcover copy of Rachel Cusk's novel "Transit" laying on a fleece blanket.

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Aug 1

I'm so incredibly in love and now I am so incredibly engaged as well ♡

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Jul 7

The biggest benefit of living above a flower shop: leftover bouquets ❤️

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Jul 5

I'm excited to announce that I have gotten all of the achievements for Elden Ring: Night Reign

Nina Richner@ninarichner· Jun 14

My sign didn't fare well in the rain, but shout out to @leftvoice.bsky.social and Red Snare for being a great group to march with. Fuck ICE, fuck the cops, we will not rest, we will not stop!