Makes headlines for Nigel’s “Flag-shaggers” though….

We can never forget the Poundshop Eva Braun…

#DubaiDick

Simple…..

He’s with Nigel….

Yeap!

….anybody got a spare £5 mio. for one of my friends?

…..NO inspiration…..NO hope

…..enough said!

Greetings from Clacton pier….

This is how Nigel Fauxrage’s media works….it’s all a “Con”! What should we say now Nige….

Vote “Binface” …..NOT “ Frogface)

So are his mates….

Are my ears deceiving me but I’m sure I’ve just heard that Laurence Fox (Reclaim Party) is standing in the Clacton by-election. …..This has to be some sort of a joke?

You boy…… Please ask all the #RectumUK members of parliament to step down and force by-elections in their constituencies. …..I think that’s only fair! I mean, they are all failed Tory MP’s anyway

Come on people of Clacton…..you know what to do! …..the decision is easy!

Try not to Piss Mr Murdoch off…..he’ll turn around and bite you on the Ass….

This Daily Mail….

People of Clacton…..do the Country a favour. At least you’ll be able to enjoy the jousting at his regular constituency surgeries! You’ve tried a “Grifter” and that didn’t work so why not try a “Jouster” …..your knight in shining armour!!

…..enough said!

I’ve phoned him…..and he’s on his way! He’ll be campaigning on “Milkshakes for all”….

Journalism…..

If this guy comes out and says this USA Red card decision is “corrupt” …..then it’s definitely “Gold-plated Bent”