just one wafer thin mint...

At least she's consistent unlike a lot of his wishy washy bastards.

Not just shit but flaaaaaming shit!

Hmmm..seems so familiar..

Indeed.

Hey! Leave the Pythons outta this!

Sooooo close. If only they had gone with Zardoz drifting in I would have put money down tomorrow.

Never finished the civil war.

Raising the three stooges from the dead and teaching them to code would give you better odds at translating these than AI ever could. Next question?

Guess that kinda depends on which Lincoln they're yammering on about.

You forgot one.

Sweet. Bought a girlfriend one of these so she could write her initials in snow. Quite possibly the most appreciated gift I ever gave.

Nice but the hands are way, way too large.

Or a straight up comedy?

I see these and am always reminded of Tom Hanks in Joe vs the Volcanos opening scene.