(nuance hat) people having sex isn’t an issue but the 280 characters industrial complex leaves little room for nuance so these idealized punchy posts being a lot of young peoples’ first exposure to extreme kink leaves little space 4 things like learning the nuances of consent or conflict resolution

does anyone want to potentially move in with me in beautiful west philly #SOON bc one of our roommates may need to leave unexpectedly

hooking up w a girl in the medium but we still just throw summoning salt on

“dogs are being added to osrs” okay so explain why most of the dogs i know have been playing it for years

my autism makes me uncomfortable with seeing an evil womans awesome boobs

if you see me reposting old tweets let me do my thing

this is NOT FUNNY! puppy girls are an invasive species to seattle and are choking out native fauna such as decemberists fans and people with penny farthing tattoos. if you see one, make sure to report it to the local department of agriculture before stepping on it!

can i get some surf rock / surf punk recommendations thanks

i keep thinking of the deer in that park. antlers sawed off, bowing again and again and again for food from people who have spent their money to come here expressly to watch you bow for food. learned behavior across an entire community, you lower your head enough and someone will feed you

if i start talking about who is petit-bourgeois everyone is gonna get scared because we take these things as moral judgments rather than understanding the reality in which we operate

there was this beautiful moment when i realized that this game was gonna let me waste my time

inventing a new genre called somethingpunk. its when there is some shit happening

in melee, there was a rules debate over if certain new controllers were broken because they could reach a 1.0 cardinal direction value rather than the standard 0.9875. It would change the game entirely to standardize 1.0. These razor thin margins matter to people. They could matter to you.

arctic eggs asks a tenderness and care of me that i am not prepared to give. arctic eggs asks me to become familiar with my deadzone, with magnitude, with the full range of motion afforded to me by an analogue stick. it asks me why i’m not used to being careful anymore.

funniest part of silksong is that the cogwork core puzzle sucks really bad for no reason

i will personally attest to the fact that may’s cookies are so unbelievably good and that stella is so fucking awesome and there isn’t a more worthy cause , take a look and get some yummy ass treats OKAY !!!!!

the ocd makes it impossible to know what health worries are real and serious and which ones are just me bugging out and i H A T E it

goodbye lara i would do anything for you.

pack got me feeling like mermaid princess lara

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be preyed upon

unpacking is the perfect example of a story that can only be told as a video game

learned a penis fact today

Top Ten Dogshit Jigglypuff Recoveries

happy whatever day it is today

i am a pitcher plant whose purpose is to make games that people tell me arent games so i can turn them into arguments over semantics and meaning

Early Tom Petty Song: Me and my little baby We wanna rock out every night And if her daddy shows up then I’ll just put up a fight Late Tom Petty Song: I won’t ever go to…… Money Town……

dude i have no yummy drinks rn fml

art should COMFORT THE COMFORTABLE and COMFORT THE DISTURBED and COMFORT ME, PERSONALLY and HOLD MY HAND while i do my shot and TUCK ME IN TO BED AT NIGHT and give me a KISS ON MY FOREHEAD and tell me i’m art’s SWEET LITTLE GIRL and i did SUCH A GOOD JOB TODAY and i must be ALL TUCKERED OUT and

every now and again you find out about a new (mental illness, condition, habit, etc) and as you read its description, you will get The Feeling. it is your solemn responsibility to close that tab and forget everything you just read and go hm. probably not for me.

LRT: this is what big fucking number is about