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Allan A@noodlenog· 4d

Moss growing on a stem of a ti plant in moist Hilo, Hawai’i.

Allan A@noodlenog· 11d

My little girl, a four-month-old black pig sits in a small puddle of water in an open animal crate. Her snout raised proudly to the sky. Her name is Pua

Allan A@noodlenog· 19d

I like the scenic picture cycle, too. Here’s from a rare inter-island trip.

Lock screen: view of Kauai mountains behind some fields, through some trees.

Allan A@noodlenog· 25d

The album cover of Pulp’s 1995 album Different Class. It’s a British wedding party posed photo full of white people, plus life-sized cardboard cutouts of the band.

Allan A@noodlenog· 29d

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Criterion title frame of the 1958 movie The Long, Hot Summer. Shirtless and glistening Paul Newman.

Allan A@noodlenog· Jul 14

A door midway up the side of an old stone building, without any clear way to access it (unless one is an angel).

Allan A@noodlenog· Jul 8

Parody of British tabloid “Sun”, now “Bun”. Headline “Bin for the Win” with Count Binface. “Rubbish Deal,” etc.

Allan A@noodlenog· Jun 4

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture.

Little black piglet on a leash, eating grass.

Allan A@noodlenog· May 30

I’m in a play! hiloplayers.org/events/

An advertisement for a play: Folks You Meet in Longs, by local Hawai’i author Lee Cataluna.

Allan A@noodlenog· May 30

A page from comic book From Hell. A man looks up and sees a tripartite god towering above him like a mountain. The god is part a bearded man holding geometry tools, part a black goat, and part a man with ancient Egyptian headdress, beard, and holding a crook.

Allan A@noodlenog· May 24

A parody of original Star Trek’s episode title sequences, with the Enterprise flying above a cloudy blue planet. The episode title pun is “A Pon Too Farr”

Allan A@noodlenog· May 18

RIP to the big voice and genial personality of Ike Willis. open.qobuz.com/track/6803782

Ike Willis with microphone and guitar

Allan A@noodlenog· May 10

Piglets sleep in big piles, so I should sleep in the bed with you guys. So said the little black piglet

Little black piglet, 2-3 weeks old, rooting at a hand.

White cat is not sure about tiny black piglet exploring the yard.

Allan A@noodlenog· May 10

Sleeping black piglet nestled in human arms.

Allan A@noodlenog· Mar 13

Comic by B.Kliban: Transportation
A laden camel, being led, captioned
SHIP OF THE DESERT
A ship with a smokestack, full of cargo, captioned
CAMEL OF THE SEA

Allan A@noodlenog· Jan 22

Hermes: Orpheus was a poor boy / But he had a gift to give us / There was one song he'd been working on / He could never seem to finish / A song about this broken world / That he rewrote again and again / As though if he could find the words / He could fix the world with them.

Allan A@noodlenog· Dec 27

Beavis and Butthead’s book Chicken Soup for the Butt

Allan A@noodlenog· Dec 6

A character from Almodovar's film Women On The Edge of a Nervous Breakdown. She's wearing little moka pot earrings.

Allan A@noodlenog· Sep 9

An illustration by Alec Longstreth of a troubled aardvark. From his book Alec’s Animal Alphabet

Allan A@noodlenog· Jul 29

How do you feel about the Radunskys? Yucka Drucka Droni feels a bit like Sendak to me.

A short man with a red hat, a large nose, and a magnificent mustache peers out of a bunch of daisies.

Allan A@noodlenog· Jul 27

Today is, sadly but also joyfully, a good day to listen to the sardonic wit of Tom Lehrer. I first heard him on the Doctor Demento Show. That was just a taste; all his recordings are full of great stuff.

A young Tom Lehrer in a jacket and bow tie, grinning his face off while sitting at a small table with a lamp, a corkscrew, and a small glass of what looks like red wine. The original caption reads, "Tom Lehrer backstage at the Palace Theatre in London in 1959.
Evening Standard/Getty Images"

Allan A@noodlenog· Jul 22

More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn’t judge.

A shiny silver-skinned redhaired robot man holds a rose while giving bedroom eyes on the cover of Tanith Lee’s novel The Silver Metal Lover (a Science Fiction Book Club Selection)

Allan A@noodlenog· May 10

#Hadestown Everybody meet The Fates.

The three Fates from Hadestown Hilo—the teen production. Grim expressions.

The same three a week later, chuckling.

Allan A@noodlenog· May 3

I’ve loved #Hadestown for some years, but now I’ve seen it performed. Great job, Hilo High #Palc !

The poster for Hilo High’s performances of the musical Hadestown (teen edition). The weekends of May 2nd-4th and 9th-11th. 7pm, or 2pm Sunday matinee.

Lyrics from another musical entirely: “The Fates are viscous and they’re cruel…”

Laura Dern crying like you do when you go see Hadestown.

Allan A@noodlenog· May 2

The average American has three friends.

Allan A@noodlenog· Apr 30

The process for selecting a new pope

Allan A@noodlenog· Apr 6

OH! WHERE AM I?
HUH! IT WAS A DREAM.
AM GLAD OF THAT!
NO MORE MELTED CHEESE FOR ME. UM!
Says a man in bed.

A comic book page featuring a terrifying striped huge cat predator. The panels read:

SHE DWELLS UP IN THE MOUNTAINS.
NOT ALONE IT SEEMS.
AND LIKES TO FEED ON NATIVES.
WHO CALL HER...
RARE BIT
FIENDS
SHE'LL COME DOWN ON SAINT VITUS' DAY, JUST TO HEAR THE SCREAMS.
PURRIN' WHILE SHE MAULS YA...
"RELAX. I'M JUST A DREAM!"

The same great cat is now a kitten, growing full sized and becoming a lecturer, reading from a book titled “DICTIONARY OF SYMBOLS”.

COMES A TIME
WHEN PEOPLE SEE...
THAT THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM
SO THE NATIVES LEARNED TO WATCH THEIR BACKS...
AND FEAR THE
RARE BIT
FIENDS

BUT EVEN THOSE SHE'O RIPPED TO SHREDS WERE STARTLED BY THE SCENE...
WHEN SHE STOOD UP ON HER HIND LEGS AND TAUGHT A COURSE IN DREAMS,

Allan A@noodlenog· Apr 6

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Allan A@noodlenog· Mar 25

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood

The 80s D&D “Evil Fighter” action figure poses outdoors, with his spooky glowing eyes peering out of his helmet, holding his sword and (very metal) hornéd skull shield.

The “Good Dwarf Fighter” D&D action figure.

An 80s action figure of the D&D Hook Horror, which has a beak and big hooks for hands.

Allan A@noodlenog· Mar 1

"It seems that President Trump exaggerated when he said that there is a large ocean between Russia and the US," Stanislav Aseyev, a Ukrainian writer and former soldier, said in a post on X. "Today, America was closer to Moscow than at any time in history."