
if miles edgeworth was in gone girl, it wouldn’t have gone down like that

showing up to a new job with brian wilson bangs because i can’t really be bothered to cut them 😌

this is dogshit lmao i just wanted to find a pic of my kirby wife

how it feels raising my hand urgently until my teacher calls on me, then announcing “i forget”

this list is missing so many bangers though idk

i’m not really rockin with treble these days. getting more into middle tbh

woke up giggling at 3am cus i invented a new rating system for movies where they get between 1 and 5 pieces of exodia

wait why did he say this 😭🔥🔥

created an alt to DM the posts i wanna bookmark 😌

parking stuart little’s car 🙏

Max. load 300 Newtons
(30 kilogirlfriends)

snoopy announced for persona ‼️

never seeing a movie without MX4D again. advising everyone to “puss up” 😤

bro thinks he’s not a number 😹

the type of shit only a majestic knowledge warrior would say 😭

looks farkin cold in there

they should allow me to buy one munchkin. there has to be a better way than buying five and throwing out four 😒

will they ever play lily chou chou again in nyc? we went to see it at BAM a while ago but the sound didn’t work so they refunded us, but they also didn’t show it again afaict?

omg cait sith in a jester outfit lfg 😌

one of the best pieces of mail i’ve ever gotten

someone should make a Manga Guide to Management imo

customizing my shoes to make them extra normal