Trump didn’t run ICE detention centers, pilot Venezuela drug-boat strikes, command Iran operations, or fire the Tomahawk that hit a girls’ school in Mina. He merely approved the policies and chose the people. Apparently blood only counts when it touches the leader’s hands.

Federal law says only a deceased person may appear on U.S. paper currency. So Trump’s portrait is premature—but one can only hope the Treasury knows something we don’t.

E. Jean Carroll on Donald Trump: "I don't understand how people can be afraid of a fat elderly man...

COCAINE DON — DIET COCAINE For those moments when the eyelids are losing, the words are wandering, and the rally still has 90 minutes to go. Zero sugar. Zero sleep. Maximum grievance. Diet Cocaine: It’s the real thing.

Trump appears to have two settings: eyes closing mid-sentence, fumbling words like his brain is buffering—and then once in a while woke, sharp, and delivering lines with perfect timing. It’s less “stable genius” and more: Did someone just reboot him—or did the modafinil and Adderall kick in?

Trump Subpoenas Reporters for Questioning Qatar-Built Air Force One Nothing says “secure” like letting the bone-saw boys build the plane. It’s the Three Little Pigs hiring the Big Bad Wolf to build a papier-mâché house—then subpoenaing anyone who asks if it can survive huffing and puffing.

Sent to me by a Peruvian friend I found most of it painfully true. I am posting it not because I hate my country, but because Americans need to understand how our country’s violence, invasions, interventions, corporate power, and support for repression are remembered by people beyond our borders.

Judge ruled Trump did raped Egene Carrol Jul 19, 2023 WSJ The gig is up, Trump. SCOTUS smacked down the $5.8 million stall, and the writing is on the wall for the $83.3 million. Pay up.

They really are eating the dogs and cats—metaphorically cannibalizing their own party.

In a rare photo of Tramp and the Lady with their pets. Donald Trump and JD Vance made the claim themselves. During the 2024 debate and on social media, they alleged that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, were abducting and eating local pets.

Bill Maher may have meant a MAGA hat, but the accidental “MAHA” twist makes the satire even sharper: a smug Real Time host flirting with a 2028 Republican vote after the New York City primary, floating J.D. Vance or Marco Rubio and asking: same Maher, different party? #WhoCares

Trump’s Gilded Court turns gold into deodorant: every scandal, debt, lie, and whiff of decay gets buried under cheap Versailles shine. Like Louis XIV’s perfumed courtiers, Mar-a-Lago loyalists breathe through their mouths, applaud the glitter, and pretend nothing is rotting underneath.

SCOTUS has become less a court of constitutional judgment than a shrine to ideology — where power, ego, revenge, and domination are worn like badges of honor. That belongs in political psychology and satire, not in the final court of constitutional law.

Trump’s Great American Fair was billed as the biggest, loudest, most patriotic carnival since the invention of cotton candy. There would be flags, fireworks, freedom fries, and a comeback concert so powerful it would “make entertainment great again.”

Two hundred and fifty years ago, a group of white men who owned land, owned slaves, and owned the pen wrote that all men are created equal, endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights. They meant it partially. They knew they meant it partially.

The Oval Office becomes a palace farce: Trump returns from golf while loyal aides trail behind, printing praise, soothing ego, and maintaining the machinery of vanity. In this administration, loyalty isn’t policy , it’s a full-time cleanup job.