Chris King
@northernwrites
Former knife swallower Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call.
There we have it. The day has come where people will get the sack for buying IBM @financialtimes.com
Dig doesn't normally sleep on the sofa, but because I stayed up last night she did. This is from one night. Bloody dog.
51. Quack has put me on a very mild dose of statins. Seemed an apt reason to buy @christinamartin.bsky.social's new book (I was going to get it anyways)
When you have to provide analysis on Argentina's game at 8pm, but then have to take REBENGE! against Alejandro Sosa at 9pm
This is what a portion of cereal looks like. Pencil for scale. LOLZ
Two photos of an empty concourse at Kings Cross station in London, just as the England World Cup match kicked off
After months of two, a third collared dove has appeared. What does that mean?
The two collared doves are back and on the fence (sound of Marvin Gaye singing sexy songs floats by)
Consultancy life be: Left - very hands on, constant client engagement. Wishes they were non-billable. Right - non-billable. Can't remember how they got there. Pesters deliver teams to let them get involved.
Image of two dogs: Left: Milly. Shaggy, lived in one room for two years. Hates visitors. Can go days without eating. Unless it is expensive charcuterie. Romanian. Right: Katy. Does everything at ear splitting levels. Hates other dogs. You have to tell her if you are moving or she panics. Hungarian
Sad dog shouldn't be on the back of the sofa. But the sad dog is wearing her sad dog thunder jacket, and is therefore sad - but also not barking at the thunder. We will allow her to stretch out on the back of the sofa until this passes.
Rather sad take from today. I had a gut friendly yoghurt as my usual cholesterol beating yoghurt was out of stock. I thought the logo was "Cheersing", but I then realised it was advice on how to split the pots apart. Will now one celebrate improved gut health with me?
Image: lunch today is a middle-class lunchable (Sainsbury's do a packet of fennel salami, teeny-tiny bread sticks and a pecorino cheese dip). Paired with a bright red, alcohol free aperitivo in a small bottle. From Lidl.
Pop to the shop so the look in the image is now: unkempt male, wearing a 2015/16 Pro Vercelli home shirt. Match worn by Cristian Bunino. One size too small. At least.