Good Witch of the North (@northwitch) · DIRTY

Good Witch of the North

@northwitch

Hairstylist. Business owner. News junkie. Dog lover. Paddleboard enthusiast. Vegetarian. Homeless advocate. Mom of a 🏳️‍⚧️ kid. Pro vaxx. 🇨🇦 Lots of swearing. Liberal AF My other broom is a paddle.

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Good Witch of the North@northwitch· 23d

Second trip out with my girl, and she did great! Got off the water just before the thunderstorm rolled though.

Smiling German Shepherd in a yellow life jacket on a paddleboard.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· 28d

girl.

IQ Air monitor showing a hazardous air warning for London. Currently 471.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· 29d

Gasping for air here in London.

Yellow haze from the wildfire smoke making the sun glow red

Looking like dusk at 3:00pm from the wildfire smoke.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jul 13

Got my girl out on her maiden voyage today!

Smiling shepherd mix dog in a yellow life jacket on a paddleboard

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Apr 26

Perfection out there today. #SUP

Paddle board nose on a calm lake.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Apr 12

First paddle of the season yesterday and it was glorious.

Nose of a paddle board on a calm lake.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Mar 17

Somebody’s life jacket arrived today! We’re ready for paddle boarding if the weather ever warms up!

Shepherd mix dog sitting on the floor in a yellow life jacket.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Feb 28

One week in and new dog is acting like she’s been here forever.

Dog napping on the floor after a run.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Feb 23

Tuckered out. She’s decided she’s home. ❤️

Rescue dog asleep on the floor, on her first night home.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Feb 22

We picked up our new rescue dog today! We love her already.

First day at home for our new rescue dog, a 40lb Shepherd mix.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Feb 21

He’s ready to throw hands.

Squirrel peering in my window with his little fists up.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Feb 21

Someone is pissed that I rearranged the bird feeders and now he can’t reach.

Annoyed squirrel peering in my window.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 27

MAHA is going to absolutely lose it when they find out Canadians call whole milk “homo milk.”

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 24

Send help 😭

Extreme cold warning posted by environment Canada.
-23° this morning.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 15

😂👊🏼

Bbq on a deck, covered with nearly a foot of snow

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 13

Lego man with snap on grey hair. Striking resemblance to Stephen Harper.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 9

“I have oily hair” says a woman with American toy soldiers and a tiny US flag on her head.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 8

French pole vaulter gets his penis caught on the pole at the Olympics. Lost the medal but gained international admiration and jealousy.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 6

Diddy talking to Maduro in prison, saying “it’s okay, they took my oil too.”

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 4

OMG THERE IS A ROBIN ON MY DECK

A robin sitting on a snowy deck railing

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 3

The absolute irony.

Premier of Saskatchewan, Scott Moe, who was arrested in 1992 for drunk driving. Arrested again in 1994 for drunk driving/hit and run. He went on to kill a woman in a car accident in 1997, although he insists alcohol was not a factor in that accident.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 2

Surprised Trump didn’t swear on this, tbh.

Russian Bible sitting on a desk

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Jan 1

Cautious people poking a door that says 2026. With what looks like a ten foot pole.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Dec 29

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Dec 29

Alanis Morisette’s Jagged Little Pill

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Dec 13

It’s giving…

Kenneth Copeland and his crazy eyes

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Dec 3

Made a wreath feeder with my grandson on the weekend, and look who visited!

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Nov 23

“Wasting away again in Margaritaville Looking for my lost shaker of salt” Cardinals: “Salt! Salt! Salt!”

Pope at the microphone

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Nov 22

Sunny morning in November and my paddle board was calling.

Nose of a paddleboard on the water with the sun glimmering on the surface.

Good Witch of the North@northwitch· Nov 14

Rather pretty fellow on my deck this morning. Third time this week he’s come for a peanut.

Fat blue jay (the bird, not the MLB player) sitting on my deck