Maxine Airplane Ears

@notcaulfield

Non-binary communist, parent to two cats, and part-time writer/game dev. Fix your hearts or die. (They/them) #ActuallyAutistic #NoGenAI #FreeGaza

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Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· 22d

Oh hey, you hid something. The call is coming from inside the house, Cliff, you giant dipshit.

Cliff Schecter being incredibly antisemitic

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jun 17

My sweet idiot son Shadowfax, has crossed the rainbow bridge at 14. He had lung cancer and after he lost bladder control, we made the painful decision to let him rest and avoid any suffering. He beat the odds his entire life and we were lucky to have all this time with him. I love you so much, buddy

The last picture I took of Shadowfax. He's chilling in a patch of grass and dirt in direct sunlight, enjoying the outside. His leash is being held aloft off screen

My sweet idiot boy having just gotten some cream demanding more

Our man about a month ago, looking up at the camera, looking as dumb as can be

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Apr 23

Hope your recovery is easy!

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Mar 28

Real classy from Alex

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Feb 7

Nuggets!

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jan 29

She was conked the fuck out

A precious kitty having a precious little nap

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jan 29

I think it still means something.

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Nov 15

What was the topic, Aaron? What topic was she talking about?

What topic was the journalist defending, motherfucker?

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jul 21

Zohran Mamdani staring into the camera, saying "Inshallah, on the front page-"

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Apr 29

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

Still from season 1 of Andor with the caption (Corpos wailing in pain)

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Apr 28

Don't make me keep tapping the sign, dude

Tweet from user @hermit_hwarang from 6/14/21 that will remain timeless because Americans love to racebait instead of admitting to living in a deeply sick culture: "american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???"

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Mar 26

I concur.

The bloodborne cover but the letters of bloodborne are selectively blacked out so the title reads 'boob' instead. A true expression of the themes of the game which include sexuality, maternity, and objectification of those that give life. In this essay, I will

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Feb 23

Angry kids in the early 2010s, rejoice

Album cover for "The Strange Case Of" from the band Halestorm

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Feb 21

He is a derpy boy! He's also an asshole! I love himb!!!

My dipshit cat Shadowfax looking into the camera

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jan 24

Freddie Mercury holding a crowbar,saying to the tune of "I want to break free": "I want to break knees"

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jan 21

Maxine Airplane Ears@notcaulfield· Jan 15

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.