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spacegray (barf invariant type)

@notnotknope

she-not-she-cat theorist (parody) • google-dot enemy number one • ever in my ‘always tired’ era • #TootAsPrayer #CovidIsAirborne #MTBoS #ГероямСлава • she/elu/messybench/sraffy

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spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· 26d

you sing it, sister.

screenshot of an instagram post by user @thereal.tarajoon at the top; the audio track listed as ‘onedam · del tanha [arabic-scripted song title, in quotes].’ ’the image itself is a simple cartoon on a white background with the text: ‘the butterflies i felt for you are now roaches…’ on the right side stands a woman in a gorgeous bright green, floral-patterned outfit and matching hijab; she has large round glasses decorated with white dots and is smiling gently while balancing in a yoga tree pose, hands pressed together in front of her chest. on the lower left side, a gray pigeon with a green iridescent neck stands facing two small brown cockroaches. the pigeon has one wing raised toward its face, as if reacting with surprise or embarrassment. the two cockroaches are walking across the ground between the pigeon and the woman.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· 26d

(for some reason, this quote post keeps getting censored whenever i press ‘post.’) more to the point, you can get yourself essentially assaulted at a cheaper school. 😪

quote post with same quoted post as below, except with appended text: ‘tl;dr: nickel's worth of free advice,
#ProspectiveSmithies: don't bother; just go to state school-save your money, buy a house. #SorryNotSorry, y'all suck. signed, bruised and battered smithie.’

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· 27d

tagging in @susanvoss.bsky.social—aka woman who overrode my right to consent when she invited my chronically abusive and overbearing parent into our meeting with my class dean, with neither my advisor present nor the one person on campus with whom i feel remotely comfortable.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Mar 25

caught a few of those myself, flying all too recently over the middle east.

filtered sun peeps peach and orange out from between striated clouds, stretched purple, blue, and pink across the sky, as seen from passenger jet at dawn.

horizontal band of warm color stretches molten across the sky, as seen from passenger jet at dawn, through streaked rounded fuselage window.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Jun 3

ffs @msnbc.com, it was only monday. get your shit together please.

thumbnail lock screen image for @maddow.msnbc.com’s show on monday, june 2, 2025, instead featuring @jenpsaki.msnbc.com.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· May 5

quote post what it’s like to date you

the spectres of cittàgazze flee before ruth wilson’s marisa coulter

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Jan 19

👀👀👀

@mountain_goats twitter landing page featuring (personally) glaring annotated bio status-partial; reading, ‘reapplying to the university of new hampshire's phd program in rhetoric, literacy, and composition studies.’

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Dec 9

everything reminds me of him

eggs over-easy on toast, held delicately aloft, drips onto plate below, on which a second helping awaits final judgement…

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Nov 20

generally speaking, of course; nothing but bangers spewing from over here. 💚💛💅

instagram post featuring view from reclining position of person wearing predominantly green, retro floral print lucy & yak sonny sweater atop ‘porter’s’ collegiate-style sweatpants, together only partially obscured by singular cheer pom which has been situated so as to be cheekily evocative of dyed-green pubic hair, ostensibly peering up at us through pair of green plastic minecraft glasses; successive comments, both posed from the same notnotknope handle, read as follows: {{‘💚💛💅 (not pictured: my green knockoff kicks and the 'pms' on my forehead—tradition is tradition, what do you want from me?)’}, {‘well..poop. *distantly but still audibly, ocd is yelling* well, now you've gone and jinxed 'em, you fucking twit!’}}.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Nov 17

*hyperventilation intensifies*

the missportersathletics instagram account heralds its varsity soccer team’s record of 15 - 0 - 3 as well as its seven year streak competing in post season tournament, in a bulletin notice of upcoming nepsac semifinals (‘saturday! 11/18! 2pm! home!’), overlayed on an image of the team’s quarterfinals postgame celebration, as ostensibly uploaded ‘1 minute’ ago; post caption reads, ‘onward!! semi finals here we come. vs westminster, saturday 2pm.’

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Nov 14

let’s fucking go!

2023 nepsac girls’ soccer championships class a (starting) bracket: (1) buckingham browne & nichols vs. (8) worcester academy; (4) thayer academy vs. (5) choate rosemary hall; (3) westminster school vs. (6) loomis chaffee; and (2) miss porter’s school vs. (7) sacred heart, greenwich. quarterfinals are scheduled to start wednesday, november 15, 2pm, at each top-seeded opponent’s school, respectively; semifinals have been prescheduled likewise (up to isomorphism) for saturday, november 18; final is scheduled for sunday, november 19, 10am at westminster school’s harrison field and to be streamed live at www.bit.ly/nepsaclive

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Nov 7

💚💛💅

from missportersathletics and missporters instagram accounts, comes a hearty ‘congratulations!’-overlay affixed to a team photo; banner headline reads, ‘2023 founder’s league soccer champions,’ and the caption itself reads, ‘girls win here 🥇.’

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Nov 5

the sex bots have landed, do you copy? i repeat, the sex bots have landed. over.

‘[two apparent nsfw account] have followed me’ notification

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Oct 23

👀👀👀

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Oct 3

my baby sib is better than yours

two iterations of sketchy likeness of kid sporting hip moon glasses, light jacket over a novelty fbi t-shirt, nose-bandage distinctly askew; annotated, ‘self portrait, freehand,’ and ‘idk ab this one guys,’ in the corner and immediately proximal to smaller and less intricate of the two renditions.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Oct 3

the baby sib reading pri its rights

smol human takes mirror selfie, hands and phone together obscuring face, framed above by dyed-black pixie cut, below by novelty t-shirt, reading ‘fbi: female body investigator,’ and black basketball shorts.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Aug 20

newburyport; indie. tickets are $12 ($10 for seniors 62 and over, kids under 16).

center-justified text excerpt, reading: ‘tickets are available for purchase at the box-office day-of. the box office opens 1/2 hour before the first screening each day. cash and all major credit cards accepted. tickets are not available online, except for special events.’

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Aug 17

i perhaps should have grabbed some lighter reading material on my way out, though…

in the foreground, a hand holds to knee a green cover clad copy of margo glantz’s ‘the remains,’ translated by ellen jones, mechanical pencil clasped jauntily to front cover; in the background, a smol levoit hepa filter runs at full tilt, resting on industrial carpeting.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Aug 6

andre_braugher_unrelenting_needling_paaaaaaaaaaain.gif

magnified screenshot of var output from match-determining penalty kick, apparently indicating that said penalty was won by a literal-fucking-fuzzy millimeter; ball graphic appears to read, ‘oceaunz y23.’

var output from match-determining penalty kick, apparently indicating that sweden won by a literal fuzzy millimeter; score tracking overlay emphasizes just how squeaky was the match.

magnified var output from match-determining penalty kick, apparently indicating that sweden won by a literal fuzzy millimeter; match progress overlay and var final-decision glt-graphic are especially grating.

spacegray (barf invariant type)@notnotknope· Jul 30

where i’m posting from

bootleg screenshot of pokemon mystery dungeon (ti-basic version) as played on a ti-89 titanium graphing calculator; screenshot courtesy of u/skroob_laerd, as posted in the r/mysterydungeon online forum.