Alessandra 🏳️⚧️
@notsnakeplisskin
White Girl Gucci Man (No Spray Tan) No, I’m not Lilah from Angel. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
Trying this one at Heathrow. It’s not bad. Cheapest on the menu. 7/10.
I feel terrible for the Ecuador fans. They took over Philly, cheered hard the whole game and got crushed at the last minute, but an amazing time
My evil fuzz daughter always gets on my lap when I have to pee.
I love how she likes to be exactly 3 feet away from me. She prefers I make an effort if I want to pet her.
This bitch had too much spider plant and tripped out. We’ve all been there
Can’t wait to start reading The Triumph of St Kathrine. I love seeing Warhammer novels in the style of ancient literature.
Whenever Jennifer is away she becomes my intimate cuddle partner
Playing Zelda with my friend from the school years. Still has his original guide, that we still use