Not That Jeff
@notthatjeff
40+ fag (he/him), divorced dog dad, writer, artist, gaymer, forever DM with dreams of going pro. FFXIV - SCH Main. ACAB/BLM/Free Palestine🍉/Fuck Trump. No LGB without the TQIA. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Minors will be blocked. Professional AI hater - fuck AI
They are those helicopter seeds from maples, but like drawn to be those stupid mustache tattoos. I hate it
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married) to you?
Keep deep throating those lies. It's probably what gave you cancer to begin with.
QTP with a gif of your favorite Final Fantasy character (as it should be)
Me on the rare occasion I think I look good vs the selfie I take in the moment
Honestly, him saying this out loud and unironically should make it legal to kill him
Me: Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it My Brain:
I found my dad's secret gay porn stash when I was 5yrs old and had huge crushes on Matt Ramsey(aka Peter North) and Jeff Stryker. I still have a huge crush on Tom Chase
The main reason I wish to be independently wealthy is so I can stay home with this goober all day.