Watched "What's Up Doc?" last night and we need more hot men playing nerds who end up in boxers and a bow tie in modern comedies...

She got us, girls. 🔥 💨

Picked up some important movies in the gay guy cannon of films.

Kerrygold is fine (it’s sold everywhere!) but if you want a butter that will knock your socks clean off get this one.

No you dumb AI, we were thinking “Glass ____” was the [purple] category here…

Is this a recession indicator? (I own a copy of the Quran already ironically but somehow didn’t have a Bible)

Shout out to the pit guy on the vanity fair editorial team for getting this cover approved 🤗

And sometimes things that are sweet treats are savory.

No.

Now that’s what I call cumminity! 🥩

I love that New York is going to be English summer weather for the holiday weekend the whole time I’m there ☔️

Need them to @ the models. Who is this hot DXL dad 😍?

I hope this king is having a great day.

Let’s go Don!

Greetings from the gay beach in Maspalomas ☀️ 🇮🇨

When you in Spain but not really in Europe:

This company just dropped a new hottie especially designed in a lab for me 😌 (if you are him or look like him slide into my dms)

Which gay wrote this corporate CBT? 😝

The man in this ad I got today is gorgeous.

The treats will continue until morale improves

Watching the 40-49 division of men’s strongmen 😛

Save me hot French Canadian speed skater. Save me. (He has a wife but looks like half the guys who ignore my first message lol)

The economy sucks have some free feet

In my way to Phoenix for my cousin’s wedding and besides seeing the fam I’m excited for the unseasonably warm weather they’ll have:

Trying to become a hotter headless torso

Their ads are pretty great too. Look how excited these guys look for their disco-esque group shower about to go down.

Had my first solo flight today!