Norwegian Soft Kitten
@nskitten
We're the gush band consisting of Alan Greene on drums, bass, and vocals and Glenn Berggoetz (Choxy #295) on guitars and vocals.
Our song "Parody in Triplicate" is six minutes of chaos - no AI needed. open.spotify.com/track/3BWwpl...
Our song "Ohio Dreams" is about dreams and Ohio, no AI needed. open.spotify.com/track/0Cppin...
No AI needed for our song "Full Moon Raging," just six minutes of full-on prog gooeyness. open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW...
Our song "Saturday Evening" is two minutes of rock - no AI needed. open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv...
No AI, just a couple blokes going nuts on their instruments. Here's our song "Nailbait" - open.spotify.com/track/0Bspwp....
No AI, just some dudes rocking it out. Our song "I'm the Manager (of a Convenience Store)" - open.spotify.com/track/4jDGIr....
Our song "Aggression Level: Medium" for when you're feeling just a little mad - open.spotify.com/album/082rau....
Since the new novel from our guitarist is so long, the publisher will bring it out in 4 parts. We're still having the novel printed up in the mass-market paperback format, so this hulk of a novel will be like an old-time serial. WTGI is a raucous ride through NYC and one of its posh suburbs in 1962.
It's been brought to our attention that one of the hallmarks of AI is the use of dashes in writing. Our guitarist Glenn has a new novel coming out, and Glenn uses dashes when he writes, but, rest assured, the closest Glenn gets to using AI in his writing is a thesaurus.
We received a fan email from a man in Germany who just discovered our action/comedy feature film "To Die is Hard," and he loved it. Stream TDIH for free on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323..., and it's also free to stream on YouTube.
Our gift to you, a freebie from the lads in NSK - youtu.be/n9YPPSPYnW8?....
Our defiant, raucous song "Nailbait" that many stations and podcasts refuse to play - open.spotify.com/track/0Bspwp....
Our guitarist Glenn's novel about dementia and a journey for redemption is now available in Italian. There are also Spanish, German, French, English, and Portuguese versions in Kindle, and a print version is available as well. The link - www.amazon.com/s?k=Glenn+Be.... Thanks, #SolsticePublishing!
Our peculiar rocker "Parody in Triplicate" - open.spotify.com/track/3BWwpl....
Our song about mothers and ice cream, "Mom Went to the Store" - open.spotify.com/track/4ekpGj....
Our song "Hospital Gown Sex" - open.spotify.com/track/1MmTTb....
Our most popular song by far is the prog rock/goth rock song "Full Moon Raging" - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....
Our guitarist Glenn has done some acting over the years. This still is from the comedy "Poetry Slammed" where Glenn played an angry, burned-out poet. The hair and beard are real! vimeo.com/289908594?cj...
Our brooding, late '80s British-style song "Release" - open.spotify.com/track/3gETkm....
Are there enough songs about Helen of Troy? No. Here's ours, "The Thousandth Ship" - open.spotify.com/track/6N8CQu....
Our song about sipping #Dewar's in the nude, "Saturday Evening" - open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv.... #DewarsProfile
Our song "Saturday Evening" references #Dewar's. open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv... #DewarsProfile #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles
If you like cheerleaders singing on a song, you might like our song "Trashed Later" - open.spotify.com/track/3JYwdy....
If you're a fan of Saturn's moon #Enceladus, you may like our song "Never." open.spotify.com/track/5kkRBO...