Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
@nsmckinnon
baseball omnivore, commie teacher, amateur chef, decent @lnpgaceta.org commish, terrible podcaster @nosubsplease.org // he/him, bi/pan // libre tu cielo, sola tu estrella Assorted vein-openings at:
In retrospect, it should’ve been pretty obvious that the first Stardew mod I’d install would be the one that let me have my dog in the game.
Ironically, I would've said the existing lineup was the one lacking in Stones.
This is the cri de coeur of someone who’s never had to actually defend something they’re into without having an adoring crowd on their side. I can guarantee right now that every lefty classics dork I know has been required to do more introspection than all of these types combined.
Turns out John Penis was Italian this whole time. @ryanlostintx.bsky.social
Homeboy’s out here prattling on about helping students retain “intellectual ownership” while his site boldly tells you they had kids use AI image generation tools to illustrate the books they’ve written. So intellectual ownership if you’re a high school student, but not if you’re an artist?
Like the man* said: In hoc signo vinces. * unclear who the man is, but he was eating a hot dog with no ketchup at the time
Don't even bother getting me a birthday present now. Chotiner's got you all beat.
A few days ago, @magicisthecause.bsky.social asked if it was okay to forgo a present, since we have a very expensive, wonderful adventure coming up. I pointed out she already got me a birthday present this year: I met Mo’ne Davis. You don’t get pictorial proof, because I looked terrible, but here.
I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, and the heaviest to boot—but I’m still here and in one piece, which wasn’t a guarantee at some points of the past twelve months. Here’s to 37.
I think I saw the Mojo Sicilian Butcher’s play one time downtown. Weird that they chose to spell it with the extra apostrophe.
We've gotten bumps from some pretty serious people in the past, and we'd love to repeat that success this year—so if you can get eyes on our #Orgullo design, or you know someone who can, don't hesitate. We're two volunteers working with no budget and, frankly, I like punching above my weight.
smoking that shit that made Sherlock Holmes think Cornish was a Semitic language
juxtaposition is a literary technique in which two elements are placed side by side for the purpose of developing comparisons and contrasts
DEFECTOR EDITOR: hey you get that paragraph on basketball player Ajay Mitchell fixed up? PATRICK REDFORD: yeah boss, real fuckin horny just like you said EDITOR: great work