NuclearNoises

@nuclearnoises

Former Physics and Astronomy professor, BBQ enthusiast, overthinker and smartass.

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NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· 13d

With tongue firmly in cheek. cdn-useast1.kapwing.com/static/templ...

Ironic Meme between Athiests: “Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. “Shut Up!”

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· 21d

Satire headline - “Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point”

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Jul 13

Yu-Gi-Oh! Meme.
“don’t speak ill of the dead”
“don’t be a piece of shit while you’re alive”

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Jul 12

Yeah, take a closer look at that newspaper. This is AI bullshit.

Supposedly Mitch McConnell and Elaine proof of life. Some weirdness of the newspaper though.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Jul 8

A meme saying that if you get a Time Machine visiting your grandparents while they were young is for losers, the based folks with the Time Machine with supply weapons and explosives to 1800s abolitionist John Brown.

Isekai’s where the protagonist acquire a slave harem are for cringe losers, based John Brown Isekai would have him kill slavers to face the judgment of the Lord.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Jun 30

Gee, I wonder why.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· May 27

Meme of Lenin giving a speech. Caption reads “Me telling the local methheads all about the precious metals that can be found in a data center”.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Mar 11

Two stuffed toys posed in an accusing manner. Caption reads “I beg your finest fucking pardon?”

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Mar 11

Beaker from the Muppets looking shocked. The caption reads “Fuck, I don’t even have a meme for this.”

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Mar 6

A cute little cartoon rabbit in medieval clothing with a book and a teapot saying “Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Fight Fascists”.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Jan 9

lol. Here, take Meme from private stash. :P

Kobald screams about how another Kobald is just jealous that they have Doctor Pepper.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 28

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Oct 21

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Sep 21

Let me repeat saying that I absolutely agree that in a healthy society things like what happened to Charlie Kirk don’t happen. That said, something that came up for no reason…

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Sep 1

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Aug 4

Describe your politics in one image.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· May 20

…”Golden Dome”?

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Jan 19

So apparently we can add “Actual, Literal Socialism” to the list of things that Republicans/Trump/MAGA say they are against, but they’re actually just fine with as long as they’re the ones doing it. Can’t say I’m entirely surprised, a little surprised how blatant they can be about it.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 27

Me facing 2025

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 25

Mmmm. The Miracle of Christmas Brisket.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 22

Alright, alright - deep breath. Think I got it.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 22

Alright, trying again. Shit!

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 22

I should post something non-political just to prove that I can. Wait, that’s not right. Fuck.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 20

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 15

RFK Jr’s brain worm has some decent comedic chops, RFK Jr’s intestines could follow up with the funniest thing ever though.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 14

So TFG is starting to walk back his promise to lower prices of groceries. He also promised to lower your taxes, but he’s floating idea of a national sales tax and there are the tariffs. So he’s actually going to raise your taxes by a lot, if they’re not all gonna be called taxes in front of you.

NuclearNoises@nuclearnoises· Dec 4

Howdy! So for some reason some of you decided to follow me before I even posted anything, which is weird to me. So here’s a picture of a graham cracker WW1 style Tri-Plane my brothers and I made one family reunion long ago. The Adventures of Baron Von Graham were bold and delicious, if short.