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Death first to vultures and scavengers. Amateur drummer. Board game nerd. Computer Eater.

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IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· 28d

New glasses finally arrived

It’s me! My new glasses are black rectangular cat-eye rims with some white/clear “frosting” around the cat eye corners. The lenses are a subtle rose color giving me a little bit of a smoky look.

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· 28d

We did find her later tho

The box for an AIO CPU cooler with an anime girl on it

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· 28d

Oh

The same aisle, zoomed in more. It says “GAMING WIFI6”

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· 28d

GAMING WIFE?!

A closer shot of the same aisle form the last post. You can make out the text now which appears to say “GAMING WIFE”

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· 28d

Wait, is that…

Long shot of an aisle in Micro Center, you can’t quite make out the text on the motherboard boxes

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 11

Roast turkey

Boomer the tuxedo cat, sitting on a cat toy. The way he’s sitting his back half looks like a turkey

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 10

Dogg one guy made all this out of aluminum foil and cardboard over a period of fourteen years Don’t ever let anyone tell you your art isn’t good enough

An exhibit at the Smithsonian American Art Museum, titled “The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations’ Millennium General Assembly”, created by James Hampton

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 10

Ok I made myself get out just to get over the inertia, probably go to the portrait gallery. First, lunch

A flight of beers; from front to back, they are numbers 34, 28, 19, and 1 on the next page

19 Brouweri) Corsendonk Corsendonk Blond
Belgian Blonde • Turnhout, Vlaams Gewest • 6.5% ABV

This beer has hops aromas on the nose with spices and fruit notes. Spice on the palate with wellbalanced bitterness lingering in the finish.

28. Toppling Goliath King Sue
IPA - Imperial • Decorah, IA • 8.2% ABV

Full-bodied, hazy double IPA Citra-hopped for a juicy combination of mango, orange, and pineapple flavors. Finishes with a grapefruit aroma and ferocious bite.

34. Other Half Escapist's Daydream
Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse • Brooklyn, NY • 6% ABV

Painkiller cocktail-inspired Berliner Weisse brewed with pineapple, orange, and coconut.

1. Brouwerij Verhaeghe Duchesse de Bourgogne
Sour - Flanders Red Ale • Anzegem, Vlaams Gewest - 6.2% ABV

Duchesse de Bourgogne from Brouwerij Verhaeghe is the traditional Flemish red ale. This refreshing ale is matured in oak casks; smooth with a rich texture and interplay of passion fruit

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 10

Bro is goin HAM on that tree

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 10

This is so fucking good

A beer menu from Mayan Monkey Brewing in Gaithersburg, MD; I have circled a beer titled ROSA, which is described as a “mulberry wood smoked amber lager”

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 9

What’s this

Boomer the tuxedo cat asleep on a bed, his front paws are curled up by his chest and his back paws are crossed over with his tail tucked around them

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 4

I’m at Godfrey’s house

Godfrey the orange and white cat, he’s loafed up with his tail tucked under his paws and you can see his handsome green eyes

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 4

The webcomic “Hark! A Vagrant” depicting Edgar Allen Poe squinting at a letter in his hands, a baffled look on his face

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jul 2

Enjoying the levels of Genderfuck I’m putting into the world today

It’s me in the mirror! I’m tall and white, wearing maroon colored shiny doc martens, navy blue sheer tights, leopard print shorts, a navy blue high-neck tank top tucked in, a silver chainmaille bracelet, a wire choker necklace strung with colorful beads that spell my name, earrings that look like glittery sunglasses, and a red baseball cap worn backwards

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 29

Black nose, he’s so cute

Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s sitting on my chest with his little white paws folded in front of him, his long white whiskers and black nose showing prominently. His eyes are closed and he was almost certainly purring when this picture was taken

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 28

I appreciate this slutty masc elf representation

A mockup of an elf with dual curved swords, wearing thigh-high heeled boots, extremely tight pants that are low ride enough to show his cum gutters, no shirt with an 8 pack, and long flowing hair with a choker

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 27

It is Caturday and thus cats get priority lap space over laptop computers

Boomer the tuxedo cat, sitting in @asterionhex.monster’s lap while they hold a laptop in their hands over top of him

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 22

Wow right after I posted this

Boomer the tuxedo cat, same couch but now he’s got his head upside down and his paws curled up under his chin

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 22

Get a job

Boomer the tuxedo cat lounging sleepily on a blue couch

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 5

My shiny from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social arrived this week! The very cool pattern on the inner band was a pleasant surprise

A black ring with a small amethyst set in it - the inner band of the ring has a very cool blue and red swirl pattern

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· Jun 1

I was just about to post the same thing lmao

A partial selfie of me, showing the JUROR sticker I’m currently wearing

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 31

The scene kid and the baddie they picked up at the AFI show

It’s me and @asterionhex.monster! They have a blue streak in their hair, a black band tee, and tinted glasses, while I have dark thick makeup and chunky jewelry in a spaghetti strap top

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 29

We have fun here (in discussion re: gear.blizzard.com/products/wow...)

A discord conversation wherein we are discussing a fictional object, riffing on a World of Warcraft joke about a legendary sword. The text:

yatesc
what about Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker

BoscJoe, Just a Bear
I would also windmill slam that

Choeurl
It would be tough not to buy a Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker

Nullzone
Anyone would be proud to own Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker

yatesc
I'm genuinely surprised Blizzard went with Frostmourne over selling Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker instead

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 28

Get a job!!

Boomer the tuxedo cat lounging lazily on a couch, his leg dangling off the side

Hiphop the black cat curled up on a lovesac, it looks like a comically large cat bed

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 24

Baby’s first battle patch!!

A black denim jumpsuit with a large patch on the back, stitched in with orange thread; the patch is for the band Opeth, and depicts a swan and butterflies loosely in the shape of a heart.

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 23

I always thought Victoria’s Secret was just coasting on brand recognition while their bras weren’t very good but this is some black magic giving me full on cleavage

Me in the mirror; I’m wearing zebra striped pants, a red spaghetti strap crop top with a heart shaped keyhole. You can see actual boob definition!

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 23

Hiphop is never beating the cartoon animal allegations

Hiphop the black cat, she’s got lil stumpy legs and dusty feets up to her ankles to the point that it looks like she has socks

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 21

casually lobbing grenades into discord and quickly slamming the door shut is fun sometimes

A discord conversation, wherein I have claimed that Pats and Genos cheesesteaks are identical products. The replies include a gif of Kirby stamping an official document, with the caption “Congratulations, you have been sentenced to Death” and the server owner saying “this might be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read in this discord”

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 15

Congrats to @antlervel.vet on the IKEA collab

A baby pink metal cabinet with glass doors

IKEA Lesbian@nullzone· May 14

WHAT YEAR IS IT

Presale announcement for the band Switchfoot which I haven’t heard mentioned in easily 20+ years