joanna
@nutsandgum
wine mom and laundry specialist
Oh you like pebble ice? You like your little ice pebbles, you fucking piggies??
All else not aside, people were offended because they felt judged for enjoying books where a time-traveling goblin is ravished by a different species of goblin
recalling conversation I had the other day with a white South African small business owner who claimed that when he has kids they will go to trade school, NOT college
lmao Oh crossbody bags are out now? Well have you considered that I lived through the 2008 financial crisis
My kids are jammed full of these, you can hear them rattling around their skulls like marbles
it’s always 3 dumb bitches telling each other “You know, cars are actually pretty useful in many cases”
Pilot was tripping balls outside this in-n-out after 3 hours in the car. Tugging on the leash and nearly too confused to urinate
I wasn’t going to read The Viral Book but a friend handed it to me and said “yes you are” and actually I couldn’t put it down. So there you are, or there I am
Spent a good minute examining this email trying to figure out if the piano teacher had transitioned, was all ready to be like “aww, good for her…him. Good for they.”
What’s with this thing we’re doing where we act like GLP-1s have suddenly made thinness trendy
If you’re not a teacher, this is exactly like an email from a student. This is the same thing. “Are there trash cans in New York City.”
The most boring people on Earth: If you think about it, [not-a-religion thing] is, actually, in a sense, a religion
Why is this alleged schadenfreude not coming through for me? Can’t put my finger on it