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hihi! (´• ω •`)ﾉ hope you’re having an v nice day cause i am & you deserve to have one too!!! | spectrum baddie | she/her/fae/faer | MDNI currently consuming: red dwaff !!!
give it up for ‘we said we banned conversion therapy but actually we just legalised it’ attempt number 15!!!
this is incase you don’t wanna see an upsetting thread about me trying to write a letter to my morally absent MP
if you vote for me to be PM, i’ll mandate that all schools are required by law to have the childhood lead exposure graph in every classroom, so kids can decide for themselves if their parents are just dipshits or dipshits (leaded)
yeah but so is a woman strapping a walther p22 & i feel like that’s much more achievable
having one of those ‘am i a failure or just failing to cope with the widespread persecution of ppl like me?’ days :<
going all the way to the moon & it doesn’t even have a bidet 😭 america’s fuckin COOKED
one of da best things about having an old cat is that they get cold easily so start purring when you put a blankie on them :3
“everything is fine” i tell mr big cat, safe in the knowledge that he doesn’t have access to a bloomberg terminal or a chart of Brent crude futures