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@oakley

shining for the sake of shining 22, she/her ⚧️, connecticutensian blog: disc: oakley95

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woke oak@oakley· 29d

my new home :]

fedora booting

woke oak@oakley· Jul 16

hehehehehe

computer under TV that's about to have fedora on it

woke oak@oakley· Jul 12

feels more like home every day

metv toons playing on the tv

my tv antenna- a hanger plugged into the coaxial port by a paperclip

woke oak@oakley· Jul 7

what im learning is that this is the funniest shit ever to lifelong texans

Newington and Middlebury

woke oak@oakley· Jul 7

and if anyone knows a piece of linux software that lets me skin the menu to look like this, hit me up and I might have to kiss you

dish network guide circa 2013 or so

woke oak@oakley· Jun 30

new foible of traveling discovered:

bluesky age verification not working

woke oak@oakley· Jun 28

you can say that again

jack on twitter: "Sat next to a transvestite who immediately ordered a vodka lemonade. Interesting 5 hours."

october 6th, 2006

woke oak@oakley· Jun 27

"we wouldn't need a CDN"

woke oak@oakley· Jun 25

this is how it feels seeing warner bros. talk about their big plans for looney tunes

dean norris and bryan cranston being chill with the caption "nah they actin like nothing even happened"

woke oak@oakley· Jun 20

Caine: "Great idea pomni! Let's see what happens when ol' bugsy here holds his breath!"
Pomni: "I didn't-"
Jax's mouth gets zipped shut and locked closed
his pupils constrict, he looks down in disbelief and tries to tear the lock off to no avail
his cheeks start puffing up, his hands half cover, half claw at his face
despite not breathing his body shakes as if he's having a panic attack, before he hopelessly crouches down, burying his face into one arm and uselessly trying to hide his behind with the other. his ass is inflating, deviantart tag: monobutt style
a short moment later, he curls into a ball even tighter, clutching his arms tightly to his chest, and burying his face even further downwards
his chest is inflating in much the same fashion. his expression has morphed fully into that of tearful defeat

woke oak@oakley· Jun 9

search box: hold the onions

AI Overview: "You got it! No onions. What can I help you customize or order next?"

woke oak@oakley· May 24

a second really stupid phishing site has hit the atmosphere

BskyNews.lat

woke oak@oakley· May 18

at long last, a use for that kde desktop widget

radio.wisp.place running in a small window on my second monitor

woke oak@oakley· May 17

oh hell naw they stretched out girl.gif

woke oak@oakley· May 12

repost if you have more followers than this show

Make It Make Sense by Washington Post Opinion

12 followers

woke oak@oakley· May 8

the world if scotty's donuts shipped

future city

woke oak@oakley· May 6

one of the kde plasma widgets lets you put a tiny ass web browser on your desktop. decent uses for this don't immediately come to mind, but like, look at it

woke oak@oakley· May 4

digital tradwifery

"the old internet" slop account

woke oak@oakley· Apr 27

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Your notebook, your posts.

A social platform where your content lives on your device. Write posts, staple others' work to your Book, and discover content through tags - all without a server storing your words.

Privacy by architecture

Posts live in your browser's IndexedDB. The server relays, never stores. No messages to subpoena, leak, or hack.
Cryptographic attribution

Every post is Ed25519 signed. Attribution can't be forged, tampering is detectable, and verification is instant.
Viral distribution

Staple posts to your Book and add commentary. Content spreads because people copy it, not because a server hosts it.

Somehow, Scuttlebutt returned...

woke oak@oakley· Apr 24

woke oak@oakley· Apr 15

i think right now they're claiming to be an app for AI companions that also help you produce beats. they also have this image on their page

a man relaxes with a Beat-Box Benny poster on his wall. 90s computers, so cool

woke oak@oakley· Apr 10

youtube video: DORFic aesthetic explained

diary of a wimpy kid:
"Look at this Garbage!"
"Gimme that!"

woke oak@oakley· Apr 8

test

woke oak@oakley· Mar 30

i wasn't at the conference but here's a pic of me from a couple weeks ago

look, bluesky! real live oak!

woke oak@oakley· Mar 26

following salem since 2023

guy finding a diamond mine meme
with magnitudes more diamonds just off screen

woke oak@oakley· Mar 26

i'm replacing everything at round1 with this

rocky and bullwinkle pinball

woke oak@oakley· Mar 26

The elites can finally post how they want, having spent their money wisely on smashing dissent. One proudly posts about how his child is an irritating shit to the wait staff. Another spends a week ranting about his lack of introspection. Everyone loves it, and them, and this will never blow back.

Having only known democracy, they falsely believed that ending it would end politics.

woke oak@oakley· Mar 26

lesbian brain food

goldfish crackers

woke oak@oakley· Mar 22

i don't get it just feels like a lot of reiterating what we know with some framing to make it look scary, but this feels like the key point. the law says "add a useless age field", this guy says "one that's so useless it doesn't advance the surveillance state at all? yeah why not"

When critics pushed back on the archinstall PR, pointing out that a birth date collected during installation can't actually verify anything because anyone can type any date, Taylor's response was disarming in its honesty. He agreed entirely, writing that the approach would be "completely ineffective at preventing anyone from lying about their age." He called it "hilariously pointless." Then he said Arch Linux should implement it anyway because the law requires it. archinstall PR #4290

woke oak@oakley· Mar 6

watching kaiji season 2 right now and they just introduced the founder of klarna

ootsuki selling kaiji on a loan to buy snacks