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A compulsory part of your daily breakfast. Slice of life. Miniatures. Librarian. im gay. Kind of a huge bitch. She/her/they/them NoVA

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ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· 2d

Baby!

Picture of a lil baby pumpkin

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· 19d

In case you forgot: creating shit rules.

Watercolor painting of the night sky with the Milky Way in the background

Watercolor painting of the Milky Way and a forest at night

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· 21d

Recent wip:

Water color painting of a babbling brook

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· 27d

Lissen: ya make do with what ya got. And ya buy it anyways.

A lot of books next to one of those wee houses

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 1

🏳️‍⚧️

A painting that has thunderclouds lighting and in a suspicious color scheme

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Feb 20

Oh hey there, dumplin’

A pushers plush in the shape of a FRICKIN’ GYOZA. 🥟

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Feb 14

A screenshot of a timeline with the original poster “Howl’s Moving Castle has a cloaca” and below it a picture of a man in military uniform saying “shoot that guy”

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jan 17

Had to change my setup for this big ol’ friend. Victrola is going to work for a lesson on Jazz music and Black poetry!

A picture of a Angelshorn record player in front of bookshelves and a reading chair with Radiohead’s “OK Computer” on top.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jan 12

Even the local B&Ns venerate The Onion!

An image of a magazine section from Barnes and Noble’s, with a copy of The Onion nestled lovingly between special edition copies of Newsweek and Time covering the life of Jesus Christ.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jan 3

First spins of the New Year’s

A picture of a record player with a vinyl of David Bowie’s “Hunky Dory” on the platter.

A picture of a record player with a vinyl of Billie Eilish’s “Hit me hard and soft” on the platter

A picture of a record player with a vinyl of Doechii’s “Alligator Bites Never Heal” on the platter

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jan 2

A picture of Ursula K Le Guin’s “Catwings”

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jan 1

The last spins of 2025

A record player with Billie Eilish’s “when we all fall asleep where do we do?” On the platter.

A record player with Florence and the Machine’s “everybody scream” on the platter.

A record player with Mitski’s “Bury Me At Makeout Creek” on the platter

A record player with Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors” on the platter.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jan 1

Last dinner of 2025, first breakfast of 2026.

A bowl of clam chowdah with leeks

A Dutch baby pancake with apples

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Dec 24

Today’s spin #nowspinning

A picture of a suitcase record player with Mitski’s “Puberty 2” album on the platter. A bunch of dumb lesbian crap is on the shelves in the background.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Dec 22

i got my record player set up!

A photo of a suitcase style record player on a bookcase with records next to it. Etta James’ “at last” album is spinning on the platter

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Dec 3

Sometimes, we make art with our words.

Image copies of books on a shelf with one titled “I see you’ve called in dead” next to an abundance of copies of “right wing revolution” by Charlie Kirk.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Nov 30

Younger me woulda fucked shit UP if I had access to alcohol markers

Image of a beach with a sunset in alcoholi markets

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Nov 8

Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ’bout

A photo of a crock full of French onion soup with cheesy croutons.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Nov 6

My man knew whassup

A picture of a dialogue box from SimCity 2000 that pops up when you scale back on your city’s transportation budget. Contains a black and white photo of a dark-haired bearded man with round glasses and text that reads in capitalized letters: “You can’t cut back on funding! You will regret this!”

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Nov 5

“Stop! Stop! She’s already dead!!”

An image displaying the Virginia gubernatorial election results for 2025. Democrat Abigail Spanberger shows a nearly 13 point lead over competitor Winsome Earle-Sears.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Sep 13

I found Cheezus Christ at the Wegman’s.

A miniature of Jesus Christ next to some tubs of shredded Parmesan cheese.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Sep 12

A tumblr post of the following conversation:

personsonable
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable
decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Sep 1

This chicken is gonna start spouting off some antivax talking points

A picture of a spatchcock roast chicken, delicious and more roasted than RFK jr

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Aug 3

I made a bookmark

A bookmark with a watercolor sky

A bookmark with paintings of clouds

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 30

I been practicin’ my clouds #watercolor #art #clouds

A watercolor painting of the Blue Ridge Mountains

A watercolor painting of teal seas with clouds

A watercolor of two mountains that look like boobs (kind of, unintentionally) and low laying clouds.

Some clouds in an evening sky

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 25

Beach time

A beach with people and a few chairs

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 22

I’m this kind of bitch on vacation #beachreads #booksky

A copy of Timothy Snyder’s “On Tryanny” next to a bougie margarita.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 13

“Eh, let’s just keep going with the clouds, who cares.” #wip #watercolor #clouds

A finished watercolor of a beach at dusk with an aurora in the sky with clouds.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 12

WIP Can you tell I blobbed some Bleed-Proof white and immediately panicked and was like “OKAY I GUESS WE’RE DOING CLOUDS”? … because it may have happened 😬

A watercolor painting in progress. The sky with an aurora borealis is already painted with some faint clouds.

ObligatoryToast@obligatorytoast· Jul 9

Alright done as I can get

Finished watercolor of orchids