Bret
@ofcourses
Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev. Above all, a big lazy oaf. Patreon.com/ofcourses
So 80” around isn’t completely crazy right? Being as wide around as A WHOLE DAMN 6’8” BASKETBALL PLAYER, isn’t completely insane, rioiight!?
Believe it or not it is a very very large 4X. 😅 I normally wear several Xs beyond that.
The years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t…
Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book.
I went to the gym for the first time in many many years. I feel like the gains are already showing. 😌
Some much needed solo relaxation after the pride festivities. Had a great time and shook my fat ass on the dance floor, for a couple minutes anyway. 💃
Relaxed and stuffed myself with bbq at our picnic until I broke this chair at the end of the night. I guess they don’t make em like they used to. 🤣
My ‘Hedonist’ tattoo appears to be disappearing as my chest gets more ample. Apt I suppose. 😝
Some very very VERY fat localizer images from a head CT I had done a few weeks ago. A little shocking to see how big my neck and chins are now. 😜 Fun fact: on the lateral image, the parts that are furthest in front of me are actually my arms. I’m too wide and had to be crammed into the CT scanner.
Been going to the gym secretly for the last 4 years. Finally got those 30 inch arms. Showing off with this *obviously* full size can on my favourite day in April. 😙
So I’ve reached the point in my gaining career where I’ve started getting ads for industrial fryers. 😝
I wrote and narrated a fat boy buffet story last year. I just made it available for free members on my patreon. Y’all should check it out and let me know what you think! www.patreon.com/posts/121996...