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Andrew Allen

@often

i attempt to speak to rocks and make them think

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Andrew Allen@often· 18d

how my occasional attempt on the other side is going...

oh god no, that's a hard no. i am not using firebase firestore.

Andrew Allen@often· 21d

like this?

farting particles

Andrew Allen@often· 22d

concerned cat

Andrew Allen@often· 29d

genie i wish for england to beat france in the world cup final wait...

world cup 2026 bronze final

Andrew Allen@often· 29d

they won great, no moaning please

pay that man his money

Andrew Allen@often· Jul 10

taskmaster: joe impresses a mayor with 42 calippos and beer

Andrew Allen@often· Jul 5

this isn't a red card? how convenient

USA player Folarin Balogun with studs out the opponent's now twisted ankle

Andrew Allen@often· Jul 3

today's bluesky be like

it's not you, it's a completely blank image

Andrew Allen@often· Jul 3

oh cool, very enjoyable testing now...spotted a lil issue

ui issue

Andrew Allen@often· Jul 2

some people are mad mad about luce mascot (and other modernisms) it makes luce sad

luce is sad by Shadow_Chevy (https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129561920)

Andrew Allen@often· Jun 27

did you say rehman chishti?

Rehman Chishti

Andrew Allen@often· Jun 17

queen lizzard, back from the dead

Andrew Allen@often· Jun 9

more or less than this amount?

I present: $100 of groceries.

Andrew Allen@often· May 27

lossless?

Adric from Doctor Who. Dies by crashing into Earth wiping out the dinosaurs

Andrew Allen@often· May 18

time to bring back the classic?

thank you david miliband for your 2nd preference. vote for yvette

Andrew Allen@often· May 12

no one has ever betrayed their boss after they’ve gone to the cinema together

sajid and rishi enjoying a trip to the cinema to watch Star Wars

Andrew Allen@often· May 7

quietly hoping #AllDayHey

I’m not going anywhere

Andrew Allen@often· May 3

planet of the apes: You maniacs!… You blew it up!… Ah, damn you!…
God damn you all to hell!!

Andrew Allen@often· Apr 30

poll by mrbeast

Andrew Allen@often· Apr 24

starmer’s final use

andor scene with human body used to absorb bodies

Andrew Allen@often· Apr 21

hmm, claiming the vetting wasn’t overridden when uksv ticked the red boxes to this form…

template used by uksv with red boxes for high concern and clearance not recommended

Andrew Allen@often· Apr 10

“You can’t hear an image” The image:

columbo chad looking like he’s about to say “just one more thing” or “where were you on the night of the murder?”

Andrew Allen@often· Apr 7

wait..human space travel is an opportunity to meme

always has been

Andrew Allen@often· Apr 2

payton🌱 @paytmitch · 8h

you know what gives me more hope for the
future than almost anything? the fact that
libraries still exist.

IF YOU DONT HAVE A LIBRARY CARD, GO
GET ONE!!

i have listened to 12 FREE audiobooks this
year using mine.

$WHACKD @DavidSRobinson1 · 1h

Ever heard of the internet?

payton🌱
@paytmitch

yeah it’s free at the library

8:01 AM · 6/6/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Andrew Allen@often· Mar 28

weird, must have locked this in now...

You completed 100 jumps

2 attempts

Andrew Allen@often· Mar 28

not even counting attempts on mobile

You completed 100 jumps

176 attempts

Andrew Allen@often· Mar 28

aaaaaaaaa

88 of 100 jumps

Andrew Allen@often· Mar 28

i will beat this game

Game over. You survived 84 of 100 jumps

Andrew Allen@often· Mar 26

this game…

Popover with text: “Game over. You survived 60 of 100 jumps.” Button below with text “Retry”

Andrew Allen@often· Mar 20

i can't think of a more shameful image for uk foreign policy can't wait for starmer to get ousted

us bomber avoiding european airspace between uk and iran