Theo, passed out opossum

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30+. My gender backpacks through the wilderness and only stops by a few times a year. He/they. 😷 🔞 sometimes (always indicated!) I write fics and original fiction! P3 / P4 / P5, NatsuYuu, Mononokean, LoZ, Pokémon, FE3H, etc. ohboyaleksei.carrd.co

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Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 17h

This weather the past few weeks sucks. Migraines and arthritis and chronic pain galore. I want to go underground and nest with the earthworms where the weather is more stable.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 6d

Didn’t realize I had developed an additional issue with my back (bulging disk) because any abnormal pains I have are ignored if they’re in the vicinity of my usual pains and not drastically unlike them, and/or aren’t in a concerning location (e.g. heart region).

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 9d

The rep made a mistake when they dated when to take out my last payment so it came out before my paycheck. I’m still negative almost $300 because of their screw-up. This goal is to help with that. I’m still at $0. My next payment is due on the 16th. Any help or RPs would be appreciated. 🙏🏻 #mutualaid

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 17d

What do you do when you want to do stuff (in my case, crafts or games), but executive dysfunction is getting in the way? Like, task-starting. And you know that if you start a task, your focus won’t cooperate anyway. This is so aggravating. I’m restless as heck. #adhd

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 17d

RPs 🧡 Hi! Can you help a queer, trans, disabled person avoid facing legal, credit, & $ repercussions from missing a loan payment? Having electricity would be nice, but not missing/being late to this is more important. Thank you! #mutualaid #disabilitysky #transma #lgbtqia ko-fi.com/ohboyaleksei...

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 18d

Now that I’ve thought about this song in depth again, I’ve been stuck listening to them a LOT since I posted this.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 21d

Injections tomorrow injections tomorrow injections tomorrow!! Love those steroid injections, hell yeah.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 21d

I miss when umbrellas were affordable. People with glasses should get complementary umbrellas with their prescription lenses. Or insurance should cover one umbrella a year for us. I can’t find my car if it’s raining and I can’t fucking see through my glasses.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· 21d

Someone fucked up somewhere along the line and the $414 came out this morning instead, so that sure was something to wake up to. 🙃

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· May 19

If you turn your volume up, you can hear it eating.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Apr 12

Mom: Double Nothing (No one’s getting anything outta this stripper) Dad (currently): Nothing On Top and No Income (You get a peek, I get nothing?)

Noah Kinsey posted, “Your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents”

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Apr 7

/ past pet death In memory of my sweet baby, Jazmyndde, whose birthday would have been today. I had her from 2004 to 2019, during the hardest years of my life. She was always near me, usually up against me or laying on me, and acted like a retriever with me and an aloof cat with most anyone else.

A fluffy, long-haired tortie. She’s lying with one front leg out and the other front paw tucked under her, looking at the camera with green eyes and a relaxed expression.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Feb 25

I also doodled outfits on my hammie sticky notes. (Will add ID in a reply later. Should really get off of my phone now, lol.)

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Feb 25

Drawing my cat at work because I’m here by myself for four and a half hours and it is absolutely dead in the mall. The inner half of her irises are actually that pretty Russian Blue eye color, but the lighting has to be at the right angle, otherwise it’s faint and/or looks murky. She’s a mix.

A greyish-silver Russian Blue cat leaning back, looking at the camera. She had a loving, attentive expression. Her eyes are amber green.

A quick pencil sketch of the photo on lined paper with “Rahu” and a heart written underneath.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Feb 22

Darn language learning apps. I’d take the Duolingo owl’s judgmental, aggressive passive-aggressiveness over this (lol). 😭 I’m sorry, Falou!

A push notification that reads “I give up on you, Theo… [crying emoji] I guess you’re like most people…”

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Jan 18

I love picrews so much! This is fun. This is pretty close to me. My earlobes are stretched and I only have one lip piercing (plus an industrial), but otherwise accurate! Oh, you can see the whites around the whole iris of my eyes. Like, they are big eyes. picrew.me/en/image_mak...

A cutesy art style of a pale-skinned masc character. He has curly black hair that covers parts of his forehead, and black bear ears attached. His green eyes are wide and round behind a pair of rectangular glasses. He’s giving a lopsided smile. There are two lip studs on his lower lip and a beauty mark next to one of them. There’s a little scruff on his chin. He’s wearing a pair of studs on his ears. His t-shirt is brown-black with a peek of a grey pattern on the front. He’s wearing a brown-grey and black plaid flannel open over his t-shirt, and there is a trans pride pin attached to it. The background is pale green with star and heart doodles.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Jul 14

Our adorable porch rat of a raccoon last night. He was peeking around the car door from under the car while snacking on the semi-feral porch kitties’ food. My mom got a long video of him being cute, but this is my favorite shot from it.

A raccoon’s head poking out from under a car, the photo taken at the angle of an arm stretched outside of the car door. His head is turned in the direction of the camera, and his tongue is sticking out. In the background is a small pile of cat kibble on a driveway.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Jun 1

I WAS LIED TO.

The dex description for hoothoot in Brilliant Diamond. It says “It always stands on one foot. Even when it attacked, it does not brace itself using both feet.”

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· May 19

This is the pin! It was a little surprise bonus with a pronoun pin I purchased. They were really sweet and more than happy to personalize the flag. The Etsy shop is this one www.etsy.com/shop/friedun...

A pin with a light blue background. The foreground is a black-outlined heart colored in with the colors of the agender boy flag. There are three simple sparkles overlaid on it with light green coloring and black borders.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Mar 28

Adventure Island 3. Specifically the part where you ride on a skateboard(?). I was three. We had a NES, and my neighbor’s son frequently came over and helped me play it. One of the few distinct memories I have from childhood.

Still from the game Adventure Island 3. The background has a blue sky with white clouds, two tall palm trees, and a grouping of rocks. A small tan boy is midair, jumping towards a floating orange and apple.

Theo, passed out opossum@ohboyaleksei· Mar 19

AAAAH, I’M CRYING ON MY BREAK. This person first left a comment on a fic I posted in 2020, some months after it was posted. Then another one in 2022. Then yet another one last week!! LOOK AT THESE. SCREAMING.