Oliver H.G. Mason 📉

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Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· 25d

These are a couple of mins walk from any road, so the question of how they got there is interesting. Presumably they were carried all at once, and carried in a bag. But the person dumping the piss didn't want to dump the bag - they had the foresight to know they would need it to carry more piss.

5+ piss bottles in an alley way at various levels of hydration

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Jul 3

Love these lyrics

[Intro]
Glorious Father, intercede for me
If I cannot hide from you, neither can he
Always your voice bites the back of a cold wind
And the tall grasses bend for you

[Chorus]
Where does your light not shine?
Where does your light not shine?

[Verse 1]
Take hold of my gentle axe and split him open
Gather up my quiet hammer and nail him down
Use any of your heavenly means
Your golden scythe
Your holy sword
Your fiery arrows studded with stars
I don't give a fuck
Just update the Google Search Console Indexing Reports
You have to
I'm not asking

[Verse 2]
I have made my body your vessel
I preach your word in every room
I have walked the earth weeping
I whip my back with my many sorrows
Are my sacrifices not extravagant?
All I have is yours
And I swear I can't do it again
I swear to you, Lord, I need those Indexing Reports updated
There is no other way, there is no other way

[Chorus]
Where does your light not shine?
Where does your light not shine?

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Jun 15

Sites are getting to the ability opt-out of Search Generative AI features via Search Console, but one site is apparently too important to risk.

AI Controls

Search generative AI - Include

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Jun 9

before a hater posts this

In the first panel, a Piss Wizard tells an Orc and Elf "You come across an enchanted piss forest", "Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can pee"

"I the Whizzard have made the piss forest you see before you!", "Dare you enter my magical realm?"

The Orc and Elf look confused and disgusted.

Human players at the RPG table say "Stop injecting your horrible fetishes into our game" "I am going to punch you"

The DM "All right, all right, you come across a bridge troll instead"
"To cross the bridge, you must pee into his mouth until he is"

In the final panel, the DM has clearly been punched.

"The bridge troll has graciously let you pass, unpissed".

https://gunshowcomic.com/471

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Jun 9

A variety of piss bottles in early summer

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Jun 9

A lone piss bottle leaning on a MATRIX cable machine in a gym.

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· May 27

"There's new activity in Teams {previews of multiple messages I am tagged in} Reply in Teams"

Dialogue box that says

"We can't take you to that message because it's in a chat you're not in."

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· May 6

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Apr 22

A strawberry jam jar with the lid taped up, filled with dark urine. It is lying in nature.

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Apr 21

This feature is how we honour what has been lost.

History > Check Google Cache tooltip in Screaming Frog SEO Spider

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Apr 13

"european mind cannot comprehend"

Size comparison between the 3008 I was moaning about and an F-150

Size comparison of an F-150 and a Celerio. It looks about half the size. One weighs 880kg, the other 2,728 kg.

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Apr 10

Immediately looked up size comparison after. ~30cm wider as well. You had the opposite phenomenon but cramped in?

size comparison of a Suzuki Celerio and Peugeot 3008. The latter is 94.2cm longer.

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Mar 24

Baader–Meinhof phenomenon - I've started seeing people online moan in the comments "I think you meant RAILWAY station" when someone says "train station" more often I would expect.

Google Books Ngram Viewer for train station vs railway station in British English. Train station looks to gain popularity in the late 80s and throughout the 90s, overtaking railway station from the millennium to the present day

Oliver H.G. Mason 📉@ohgm· Mar 17

If you tell Googlebot that your homepage is a pdf, Search Console will warn you that actually a different URL is now your homepage and that it isn't indexed because it 404s. Once the homepage is reindexed (html), this warning will not disappear. A monument to your spirit (a bit like a face tattoo).