The average person is…..just mean. Follow @wooooothereds.bsky.social

It appears to be cicada o’clock

Look at all these cucumbers that want to be pickles. Please ignore my giant cock.

She’s hookin’

That’s a debris ball south of Amelia.

When I asked @drewstubbmuffin.bsky.social why she didn’t want to be my friend anymore she said

When I ask @dougdirt24.bsky.social if he wants to go to a game and he tells me why he hates me.

#ATOBTTR

If you were wondering about how my favorite team is being run…

Your 2026 Cincinnati Reds

Tarps on please

I’m ready for disappointment

I’ve obtained this exclusive picture of Mitch McConnell talking on the phone to Scott Jennings.

Can you see this

These targeted ads on facebook are hurting my feelings.

Is this bad

EXCLUSIVE: I’ve obtained new video of Reds CF Dane Myers crashing into the outfield wall in Milwaukee.

ATTENTION: A Swamp Ass Warning has been issued for the NKY/Cincinnati area.

Fucking shit

Less than ideal!

Pucker factor has increased

🤨

Let’s get it, Satan.