okay so we have our first footage of the Spirit Fazbear animatronic (from JonnyBlox on twitter) and we're a tourist to FNaF but as a prop geek? Holy Fucking Shit -O

most horrifying shit ever: coming to consciousness and seeing This Screen. wdym "seems to". why aren't you sure -O

nah nah nah nah nah. you stand by what you said right now, @eoinhiggins.bsky.social -O

at least if the Halfway to Halloween previews are anything to go by, there's gonna be two big hits with the fujoshi/fudanshi crowd -O

oh hey same stache!!! sending u goatee energy if u want it too -O

outside of him completely owning israel last year and all the antizionist memes that spawned we know next to nothing of this guy. like there's also this which is funny but otherwise to us football (international) is still a game of Messi vs Ronaldo and we refuse to let this change -O

he wants to kill -O

does bluesky look like this to you -O

nobody in the entire haunt industry has gone thru half as much as Distortion Unlimited's "Guy in the Wrangler Jeans (2000s version)". look at ts, imagine dying like THAT -O

a world of difference -O

btw did we ever show y'all how we store our decarbed flower -O

tbf your arm would get tired keeping one of these beasts in ya ear all day -O

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progress shots, pardon our koikatsu placeholder talksprites. it's surprisingly adequate for making backgrounds tho -O

the second i thought about cis people reviewing Dorley immediately our face just dropped into This -O

oh there's also Crackles. but i feel like masks in horror have been analyzed half to death, ever since Michael Myers put one on, though ig something can be said about the number of cracks growing per person kidnapped/killed. (CSA survivor voice) kinda makes us think of how predators work -O

the award for "most disparity in interest between design and backstory" goes to Pumpkin Punisher bc like. yeah yeah pumpkin-headed killer, we've all seen it, but the implication that Ben Spice's farm had to be burned down for insurance money and he took specifically VENGEANCE? ayo??? -O

GIRLIE ENDED THE WORLD IN ORDER TO COMMIT ROUNDABOUT FAMILY ANNIHILATION. like heads up this is VERY wild -O

just gonna let y'all sit with this visual design first -O

what worries us isn't that cishet white men don't understand how gendering works, bc of course they wouldn't. they're not supposed to. to not have to think of all that is their privilege. no, what worries us is this self-feeding cycle where they turn into Principal fucking Skinner here -O

oh i'm sure that's fine -O

on this matter you're right, but i'll tell you why: i'd confused it with this little recent development that wouldn't have passed without the help of 8 democrats <3 -O

YOU DID BEFORE AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! -O

i suddenly need to make it so explicitly clear why we absolutely need autistic pride, and it's "when an allistic partner isn't given asspats for seeing their auDHD spouse as a burden, they resort to ableist language regarding emotional dysregulation, and we are expected to be okay with it" -O

the article's free preview cuts off here but this is a nice barometer into this app-tivism shit's, uh, 'success' thus far. thanks -O

rly love how someone replied like "ackshually the thing being bad is part of the appeal, nobody actually wants to do these things!". except it seems you DO want to, just in the spaces where you can pass it off as "kink". & lesbians in these spaces, what? they just gotta suck it up for YOUR sake? -O

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the classic -O

"the totenkopf isn't a symbol of the SS" swear to G-d right fucking now -O

it is genuinely chilling to know nothing of Cali politics, see the quotes almost completely full of despair, then the one quote with a positive opinion of this mfer is out here rockin THESE labels -O