jakeslop
@okbuddycomputer
vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com 31 midwest usa he/they bird son haver idiot music leftist bullshit
when I smoke on the porch he looks at me like this and dances thru the window the whole time
old people when they drive through the same roundabout/traffic circle that has been a part of their daily route for over a decade:
hard at work at the he/they factory to afford my parrot's luxury pellets and extravagant lifestyle
I love me a t30 but this one is a Yamaha ssc500 that I adore! old yamaha stuff is super slept on imo
when bowie is bored and wants attention he walk around on the floor occasionally muttering "here" (what he tells me to demand something, usually attention or food) and bonking his beak on the hardwood. he looks so tiny and silly though compared to all the stuff lol. like lil man you weigh mf 4oz
he lifts his head like this when he wants scratches on his neck lmfao
this slop has officially gone too far. they got AI in hannah montana linux now nowhere is safe. this was my sanctuary
"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--" "WASP CUP"