Oldman Teeps

@oldmanteeps

Canadian, veteran, interested in the humanities and seeing that this place is left in better shape than I found it (somehow). I stand against populists and fascists.

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Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· 27d

Ummm… Luke Skywalker just followed me back! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social I love everything you do now, House of Usher, the Joker and your commentary here is a ray of light in the darkness. Thank you for fighting for all!

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jun 30

I have seen this before…

Picture of a nazi eagle. Eagle, head turned to the reader’s right, wings spread, carrying a wreathed swastika in its talons.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jun 15

Folks, please regularly check who you are following for Trojan horses like this parasite.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· May 21

Amazing find! I love my hardcovers!

Yvonne (Evie), young Siamese cat with cereal body, dark grey tail, boots, face and ears, checking out our bookcase and collection of science fiction books (The Expanse and Dune).

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· May 8

My little girl seems to enjoy Diablo 4… meet Yvonne (Evie) gamer kitten.

Yvonne, female Siamese cat with cream body and grey face, ears and boots, standing on top of a computer monitor while dad plays Diablo 4

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· May 4

May the Forth be with you

Screen capture from Star Wars: Acolyte

Jedi Master Sol and Jedi Knight Yord discuss chasing down suspects

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Apr 23

Our purrfect little angel, Yvonne (aka Evie). She is an amazing and empathetic little destroyer of curtains. Whenever Mrs Teeps or are are having a shit day, she is like Velcro to the one in need. Good days? She is stalking us Chucky.

Yvonne, Siamese female cat, cream body and dark grey face and ears, lounging and looking disturbed next to her teddy, Mr Blue on a blue comforter.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Apr 18

Well, inflation may be getting out of control. Anyone see where Bob got to?

A hand holding up a package of ground meat with a label, “It’s for the people meat! - ‘quality meats made from people like you!’”

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Mar 21

Siamese cats are one of several breeds that are truly hypoallergenic. I am badly allergic to cats, and my beautiful Evie does not trigger an allergic response in me.

Evie, the destroyer of curtains. Young female Siamese cat with cream body, grey face and boots, sitting on a messy bed in front of a wall with window and mangled curtains from her climbing them.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Mar 18

The Epstein administration is good at making rich people richer; and for the rest of us… Before the Epstein distraction started, we were seeing prices in the high 120s and low 130s. It is going to get worse.

A screen shot of gas buddy app showing prices of gasoline in Toronto Ontario at 155.9 to 162.9 a litre.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Mar 16

The woke ginger appears to be a fake progressive shitposter. Do with this as you will. I am listing him.

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Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 27

The opposite of an anti- is? This member of the cowards in the Conservative Reform Alliance Party has clearly come out against the Canadian Armed Forces: www.msn.com/en-ca/news/p...

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 25

Timeline cleanse! Evie, being adorable as ever

A gorgeous young Siamese cat, cream body grey face and ears. Curled up on a blue comforter with a panda teddy bear with white body and blue feet, arms, and ears.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 24

I know a guy who knows a guy… need the howitzer that goes with it?

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 21

Of course the racist sack of dog shit and coward did

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 21

Today I learned that Epstein’s best friend threw a hissy fit at some point, and rescinded his invitation to Canada for his latest grift, the Board of Pieces. America, put your dumbfuck rat trump in a memory care facility already.

A screen shot of a Wikipedia page depicting the member states of the Board of Peace.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 20

Evie, the Siamese cat sitting on my bookshelf next to books on peacekeeping in the Balkans and the louvre. Evie has a light cream coloured body with dark grey “boots” tail and face.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 20

Meet Evie, our compassionate and troublemaking destroyer of curtains. I never was a cat person until this beautiful creature came into our lives.

Young Siamese cat sitting in front of a TV, with detective Miller, the Expanse, on screen. Evie has a cream coloured body with dark grey “boots” and face.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 19

Given POTUS’s overt criminality… conduct in the GOP is only salacious if the member is not a criminal, rapist, creeper, thief or liar.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 18

This is concerning. I am not a fan of these companies, but a lot of folks do use them for various reasons

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 10

Their eyes are amazing! Meet Evie, our perfect little angel (she loves to lord over us from on high)

Siamese cat, cream body and grey face with grey blue eyes looking down from an opening between floors

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 4

The Conservative Reform Alliance Party #MapleMAGA #CPC #Failure

Meme depicting Canadian political party metrics for recent Canadian political party leadership conferences. On left, the CPC leadership conference: 3,000 voted, there was a $1,000 fee and it was a closed hall and the subject was Pierre Poilivre. On the right, the LPC leadership conferences: 160,000, $0 fee, in an open hall and the subject was PM Mark Carney.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Feb 4

Where has this been my whole life? Next I will find delicious crayons that taste better than those waxy things.

A delicious bottle of “Elmer’s gue” hot chocolate. “Gue” is deliberately spelt, and the imagery on the bottle has a resemblance to Elmer’s Glue including the cows with horns.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jan 31

Conrad Black, treasonous sack of dog vomit and shit lying again. Granted, the national post is MAGA owned and oats that vile fuck to lie.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jan 30

Hey, convict Donald, you useless illiterate rat… we do not have the Epstein Files #DirtyDonald #ConvictedFelon #FuckingDummy #MAGA

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jan 15

They are annoying, pesky, destructive and expensive. I would die miserably if I lost my Evie.

Evie, Siamese kitten with cream coloured body and dark grey face, tail and “boots.” Somehow on top of my bookshelf trying to get into the closet I won’t let her in.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jan 9

This little #DestroyerOfCurtains knows. When I am down, this one will not leave me.

Evie, the Destroyer of Curtains (a young female Siamese with cream body and dark grey face) lying on a bed comforting the old man.

Oldman Teeps@oldmanteeps· Jan 6

Time for some R&R with my three favorite ladies #TheExpanse #DestroyerOfCurtains