Entering my pink phase

Opened the curtains this morning to see a peacock casually sauntering thru my front garden 🦚 wtf

Saw something funny on insta. Shared it with my mate. Only I didn’t - it was my WHATSAPP STATUS omfg 🙀

Sad times

Made a new friend last nite in GC

Finally started painting. 2 walls done 👍 😝

So pleased I’ve finally joined 💚

Cheer in the darkest of days

Playing with my new toy

Was too stressed to enjoy my Christmas Day meal effort yesterday. However, today the leftovers are primo 👌 🧑‍🍳

Happy Christmas boys x

And now a gift for me 😈

So I’m wondering how many knobs is too many?

Same!

They are my fave pants however it’s gonna be a real loss lol

Last night mate causally told me he’d spent £1800 on a new Christmas tree and I’m still gagged about it.

Level three complete

Stage 2 done

Stage one complete

Went to F&M and bought the cheapest thing I could. Yes, I spent £9 on matches

I’m in londonnnnn bitchessss

A flavour of my day lol

Will he ever choose a paint colour? Unlikely

Quote this with your best VPL pic(s) 🍆 🍆

Shrinkflation in action

New car smells

Turned out quite nice

So much to unpack here

Making a photo book for my dads 80th and am quite pleased with it so far