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Olivia the dog

@oliviagrumpydog

A black and tan deer head chihuahua who likes my dad and nobody else.

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Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· 1d

I am very sleepy today.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays with her little face squished between her human dad's legs and the arm of their tan recliner. Her left eye is a little closed. She looks adorable.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· 8d

My dad is upset about the bank machine. I am making him feel better while food man gets him money.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits resting on the tan arm of the recliner she shares with her dad. She seems to be looking at the camera, like Jim from the office.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· 15d

The food man was just here and he brought my dad and me some treats.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits tucked between her human dad and the arm of the cream recliner they share. Her little pink tongue is out, licking her lips.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· 22d

My dad said he has to go to the bathroom. I got up and will now guard him as he goes there.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, stands on grey carpet looking off to the left. She seems to be waiting for something.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· 29d

If it occasionally looks like I never get out of our chair, this is only because my dad needs lots of watching.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits with her arms folded under her in her soot wedged between her human dad and the arm of the beige recliner they share. She looks at you.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jul 17

It is time for your performance review, Food Man. Have a seat.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits comfortably squeezed in between her human dad and the arm of rhe cream colored recliner they share. Her little arms are folder on the chair arm and she's turned to look at you.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jul 10

I was not aware you were coming over.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits on the floor next to her human dad's walker. She's looking at you with a surprised expression.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jul 3

Our old chair stopped working, so we had to acquire a new one. Now we need to break it in.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays on a tan recliner next to her human dad. He's wearing a light blue shirt and she is tucked up tight next to him. She looks like she's figuring out how to be comfortable.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jun 26

You are not going to pick me up, are you? I am fine down here, thank you.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays on the floor next to the air conditioner vent. She looks at you almost as if you caught her doing something wrong.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jun 19

Did you hear that? Did I? Sometimes I wake up thinking I need to guard against what I dreamed.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits tucked up against the arm of the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad her ears are up and alert and her eyes are bright! She has detected something that requires her attention.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jun 12

You can look at me, but I will look back!

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua lays tucked against the arm of the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad. She's looking at you with her big bulbus eyes, one paw up on the arm for balance.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jun 5

I have eaten all of my wet food. If you were to open an additional can, I would not object.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, stands at her human dad's feet. She's cleaned a nearby plate of wet foos and is now looking directly at you. Her little ears are straight up, listening.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· May 29

I am feeling melancholy, which is odd, as I am neither a mellon nor a collie.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays her round little head on the arm of the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad. She looks sad, like almost cartoonishly so, her little brows knit together. She's fine, that's mostly just what her face looks like.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· May 22

My dad says we are getting a hamburger later. I rather enjoy those.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, looks up innocently at you from the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad. Her ears are up and alert. Behind her is her human dad, who wears a tan shirt.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· May 15

When I allow people to get close enough, you can see my tiny black whiskers on my nose. I only share them with special people.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays her tiny head on the grey leather recliner she shares with her dad. We're in very close, inches away from her face. She's looking off into the middle distance, as if wistful.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· May 8

Do you ever find d your thoughts interrupted by head scratches from the Food Man? It happens to me quite frequently.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays with her head resting on the arm of the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad. She's looking lost in thought.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, is in the same spot as before, but now a human hand reaches in to scratch her little head.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· May 1

Oh goodness, is it Friday already? I seem to have slept through some days.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits cuddled between her human dad and the arm of the grey leather recliner they share. She looks at you, her little tan eyebrows almost knitted. She looks concerned.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Apr 24

My dad always catches me when I jump up to him. We are a team.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, is very blurry as she leaps from the ground into her human dad's arms. His arms are outstretched to grab her. Both are getting ready to settle in the grey leather recliner.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Apr 18

I am on a stealth mission. Nothing to see here.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, hides behind an orange bucket and a red quilt. She's looking out at you prepared to bark. Her pretty pink and orange collar has tags dangling from it.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Apr 10

If someone is there, please reveal yourself before you get a large barking at!

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits squeezed in tight between her human dad and the grey leather recliner they share. She looks alert, as if she heard something about to happen.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Apr 3

The walk-a-majig, on occasion, needs extra protection, and only I can provide it.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, sits beneath a metal walker that her human dad uses to get around. She's looking off into the middle distance.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Mar 27

We are having a happy day today.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays down next to her human dad in the grey leather recliner they share. She's got a little smile on her face, happy as can be.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Mar 20

It got warm here and my dad turned on the cool air box, so we had to get the blanket out, too.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays snuggled up to her chin under an old and yellowing quilt. She's with her human dad innthe grey leather recliner they share.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Mar 13

I have received a new necklace from the food man. He and my dad say I look very pretty in it.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays on the arm of the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad. She's showing off her new tropical collar. It's white with blue and orange flowers. Her arms are tucked under her.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Mar 6

I am, at this time, accepting a single kiss on the top of my head.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays on the arm of the grey leather recliner she shares with her human dad. Her little ears are up.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Feb 27

I am told that one ear back is how all the girls are wearing their ears this season.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, leans on the arm of her favorite gray leather recliner, butt squished against her human dad. You can only see one of her ears, the right one, as the left is tucked behind her head. She's looking at you expectantly, waiting for you to comment.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Feb 20

I do not usually play pretend, but today I am a slug.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays cuddled against the leg of her human dad in the grey leather recliner they share. She's squeezed down really well so you can just see her head and ears. She looks at you with enormous brown eyes.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Feb 13

Yes, food man, I allowed you to pet me a moment, you can go away now.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays tucked up against her human dad's side on the arm of the grey leather recliner they share. She's looking at you with an impatient expression.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Feb 6

I am awake! I can still do guard duty from under here.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays snuggled under a quilt with her human dad in the grey leather recliner they share. She looks like she just woke up, but is still alert. Her ears are out to the sides of her head.

Olivia the dog@oliviagrumpydog· Jan 30

Wink.

Olivia, a black and tan deer head chihuahua, lays next to her human dad in the grey leather recliner they share. She's winking at you, her ears up high. She has a faint smile on her face.