Ollie // Beeks

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Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 23d

Sir, there is a 101st ornithopter

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 23d

Oh also @envy.bsky.social was unconvinced about Parallax Wave before today and in one game they just removed all my blockers for an alpha strike, and in the other they MILLED ME OUT WITH MY OWN NADU AND SURRAK. Everyone has their aha day with Wave on a long enough timeline

Nadu, Winged Wisdom {1}{G}{U}

Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard

Flying

Creatures you control have “Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it’s a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn.”
3/4

Surrak, Elusive Hunter {2}{G}

Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

This spell can’t be countered.

Trample

Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.

“I’ve spent my life feeding Atarka’s desire and hungers. It’s time to see to my own.”
4/3

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 24d

You might not like it but this is what the ideal #mtgcube table looks like (pic from @goblingathering.bsky.social)

A draft table with 3 BCP mats and 3 C4AC mats

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 25d

You’ll never guess where I am

I’m not actually in hell hehe I’m near the Cambridge micro center of course

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 26d

Okay here’s one more with some slightly less broken cards :) #p1p1

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 27d

When I drafted my sharpie #mtgcube with a full pod they said they enjoyed it and wanted to play again so I’ve been making upgrades! Lots of nutty stuff in this #p1p1, what are you taking here?

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 28d

It took me so many tries to find this bullshit lmao

scryfall search "art:hellion unique:art"

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· 29d

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jul 11

4-0 in mystery booster! (3-0 then played the aggro deck for funsies). The two creatures I played were against my will

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jul 2

Rhystic Studies and Sphere of Resistance are the same card

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 29

Love when my fantasy card game power creeps an iconic card but prints fuckin yellow construction hats on it. Someone legitimately needs to start proxying all UB cards within universes and make them easy to order for cube. Change the name and art and leave the rest

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 26

Can we have a Mamdani too please 🥺

squidward watching from his window as spongebob and patrick frolic

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 23

THEY CROPPED OUT MY DAMN TWIN, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU SCOTT MIRTS

Ollie and a skeleton with sick shades dressed in the same outfit

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 21

Literally me

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 21

They’re calling it the greatest cube heist of all time. Getting cube person of the year 2026 but in an infamous way. See you losers on the private island I’m about to buy

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 20

This is so sick 🥹 #mtgcube @bostoncubeparty.com

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 13

Finally got to test out sharpie cube in a grid draft with Gia 🥰 0-1 with jeskai artifacts, was threatening lethal infect(!!) when I got milled out, and we decided that was a good place to call it for the night. Goofy magic is fun once in a while as a treat #mtgcube

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 6

Dawg my brain lmfao

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 6

This is the reference in case you didn’t catch it :)

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 5

Was having a bad night but James the Uber driver did his best to change that

I’m sorry y’all I’m not typing all that. My uber driver got called a bitch. You had to be there I guess

Ollie // Beeks@ollie· Jun 1

I'm nonbiney :3 and also bi. I've often questioned whether I'm a "no gender" or an "all genders" nonbinary, but atp I just reject the premise entirely. I don't care where I fit into your classification systems. I'm just doing me. Happy pride, loves <333